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"Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.",
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"Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.",
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"The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.",
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"There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.",
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"The average secretary’s left hand does 56% of the typing.",
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"A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.",
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"There are more chickens than people in the world (at least before that chicken-flu thing).",
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"Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.",
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"The longest one-syllable word in the English language is \"screeched.\"",
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"All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.",
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"No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.",
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"\"Dreamt\" is the only English word that ends in the letters \"mt\".",
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"All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.",
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"Almonds are members of the peach family.",
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"Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.",
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"Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.",
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"There are only four words in the English language which end in \"dous\": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.",
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"Los Angeles’s full name is \"El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula\". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, \"L.A.\"",
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"A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.",
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"An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.",
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"Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.",
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"In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.",
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"Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.",
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"The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.",
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"When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home, the stadium becomes the state’s third largest city.",
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"The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s \"Its A Wonderful Life\"",
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"A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.",
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"A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.",
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"A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.",
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"On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the \"1\" encased in the \"shield\" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.",
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"It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.",
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"The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.",
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"Who’s that playing the piano on the \"Mad About You\" theme? Paul Reiser himself.",
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"The male gypsy moth can \"smell\" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away (pretty good trick).",
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"In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.",
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"The name for Oz in the \"Wizard of Oz\" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence \"Oz.\"",
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"The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.",
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"Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.",
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"John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.",
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"The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.",
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"There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.",
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"\"Stewardesses\" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.",
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"The \"pound\" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.",
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"The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.",
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"The \"dot\" over the letter \"i\" is called a tittle.",
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"Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.",
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"Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.",
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"The original story from \"Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights\" begins, \"Aladdin was a little Chinese boy.\"",
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"Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.",
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"Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass are living.",
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"Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters: A, E, I, O, U, H, K, L, M, N, P, W",
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"Honey is the only food that does not spoil.",
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"One single teaspoon of honey represents the life work of 12 bees.",
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"Flamingos only can eat with their heads upside down.",
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"The lighter was invented ten years before the match was.",
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"It’s physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.",
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"The first internet domain name to ever be registered is Symbolics.com on March 15th, 1985.",
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"Humans are born with 350 bones in their body, but when reaching adulthood, we only 260.",
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"There are 150 verses in Greek national anthem which making it the longest national anthem in the world.",
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"This is impossible to tickle yourself.",
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"A typical pencil can draw a line that is 35 miles long.",
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"Astronauts get taller in space due to the lack of gravity.",
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"The total surface area of human lungs is 750 square feet. That’s roughly the same area as one-side of a tennis court.",
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"Mosquitos have contributed to more deaths than any animals on earth.",
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"An octopus has 3 hearts, 9 brains & blue blood.",
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"The hair on a polar bear is actually not white but clear. They appear white because it reflects light.",
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"A chameleon can move its eyes in two different directions at the same time.",
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"Buttermilk does not contain any butter and actually low in fat.",
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"A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.",
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"Australia has the biggest camel population in the world.",
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"Snails can sleep up to 3 years.",
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"Methane gases produced by cow products as much pollution as cars do.",
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"The majority of the dust in your house is made up from your own dead skin.",
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"Most lipstick contains fish scales.",
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"Most ice-cream contains pig skins (Gelatin).",
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"The Philippine island of Luzon contains a lake that contains an island that contains a lake that contains another island.",
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"Hudson Bay Area in Canada had less gravity than rest of the world and scientists do not know why.",
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"Only one to two percent of the entire world population are natural redheads.",
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"Sloppy handwriting has doctors kills more than 7,000 people and injures more than 1.5 million people annually due to getting the wrong medication.",
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"Putting sugar on a wound or cut will greatly reduce pain and shorten healing process.",
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"Real diamonds do not show up in X-ray.",
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"Due to extreme pressure and weather conditions, it literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.",
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"There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical, Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image Twins, Mixed Chromosome Twins, Superfecundation and Superfetation.",
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"Before the 17th century, carrots were actually purple. They didn’t get their orange color until mutation occupied.",
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"If the sun is scaled down to the size of a white blood cell, the Milky Way would be equal the size of the United States.",
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"A grammatical pedantry syndrome is a form of OCD in which suffers feel the need to correct every grammatical error that they see.",
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"Scorpions can hold their breath underwater for up to 6 days.",
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"In zero gravity, a candle’s flame is round and blue.",
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"Only 8 percent of the world’s money exists in physical form, the rest is in computers.",
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"Crows are able to recognize human faces and even hold grudges against ones that they don’t like.",
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"Your cellphone carries up to ten times more bacteria than a toilet seat.",
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"Humans and bananas share about 50 percent of the same DNA.",
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"Humans have fewer chromosomes than a potato.",
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"An American Pharmacist named John Pemberton invented Coca-Cola who advertises it as a nerve tonic for curing headaches and fatigue.",
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"Statistically, you are more likely to die on the way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery itself.",
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"The word checkmate comes from the Arabic شاه مات (šāh māt) which means \"the king is dead.\"",
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"Hot water turns to ice faster than cool water. This is known as the Mpemba effect.",
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"Apollo 7 Mission was the first time \"astronaut ice cream\" flew in space. However, it was so unpopular among astronauts and was retired from the menu after only one trip into space.",
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"Apollo 8 astronauts were the first to celebrate Christmas in space.",
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"IV Is The Roman Numeral designation for 4 everywhere. However, on the clock face, 4 is displayed as IIII.",
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"The Apple Macintosh had the signatures Of its design team engraved inside its case.",
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"Japan has the most vending machines per capita, a staggering 1:23.",
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"A study by University Chicago in 1915, it concluded that the easiest color to spot at a distance is the color yellow. Which is why the most popular color for taxi cabs are yellow.",
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"Japanese police declare murders that they cannot solve as suicides, in order to save faces and keep crime rate artificially low.",
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"The smallest poisonous frogs only 10 millimeters (0.393701 inch) in length.",
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"Farting helps to reduce blood pressure and is good for your overall health.",
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"In 1994, the US Air Force did research on creating a gay bomb (are informal names for theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon) which is a non-lethal bomb containing very strong human sexual pheromones that would make the enemy forces attracted to each other.",
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"There are around 1,584 people in the United States named \"Seven\".",
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"The classic heart shape that we all know was meant to be two hearts fused together.",
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"The water we drink is older than the sun. The sun is 4.6 billion years old.",
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"The water on our planet is very old. The water we have now is the same water that existed hundreds of millions of year ago. The next time you drink a glass of water, you could be about to sip on dinosaur pee.",
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"Meanwhile, about 40% of Americans think humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time.",
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"Nobody knows who named our planet \"Earth\".",
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"Michael Nicholson from Michigan. He has one bachelor’s degree, two associate’s degrees, 22 master’s degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree, making him the most credentialed person in history.",
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"Practicing a kill in your head will make you better at it, but only if you’re already good at it.",
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"If two identical twins have children with another pair of identical twins, then their children will genetically be full siblings.",
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"In Biertan village (located in Transylvania, Romania) the church had a \"divorce-reconciliation room.\" Couples that wanted to get a divorce had to live in a room for two weeks with one small bed, one chair, one table, one plate and one spoon. In 300 years, they only had one divorce.",
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"Killing a panda in China is a seriously crime. It is punishable by death.",
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"December 4th is the National Cookie Day!",
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"Beards can slow the aging process by stopping water from leaving the skin, keeping it moisturized.",
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"A survey found that 33% of men and 43% of women claimed that they had fallen in love with someone they did not initially find attractive.",
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"Most people dream in color, but those who grow up watching television in black and white are more likely to dream in black and white.",
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"Mixing your drinks with diet soda can get you drunk about 18% faster than regular soda. Hummm…",
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"The number of H2O molecules in 10 drops of water is roughly equal to the total amount of stars in the universe.",
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"Octopuses have copper-based blood instead of iron-based blood, which is why their blood is blue rather than red.",
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"Also, they have three hearts and nine brains",
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"The hormones responsible for your growth are only produced when you sleep.",
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"You touch your face an average of once every three minutes. And you properly touched your face after you read it.",
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"People who sleep less than six hours a night are 4.2 times more likely to catch a cold compared those who get more than seven hours of sleep.",
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"Dogs can make about 100 different facial expressions.",
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"Iceland has no army as is often recognized as the most peaceful country in the world.",
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"Shigeru Miyamoto – maker of Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong – is not allowed to bike to work because his safety is too important to Nintendo.",
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"Every year, women lose approximately 1.73 billion bobby pins.",
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"Dolphins give each other \"names\" – Specific sounds that they use to call friends and family.",
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"Chimpanzee babies like to play with dolls – They’ll make dolls out of sticks and rocks for themselves.",
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"Squirrels plant thousands of trees every year, simply by forgetting where they put their acorns.",
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"Koalas can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.",
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"The average woman will spend one full year of her life trying to decide what to wear.",
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"The average woman owns eight times more makeup than she actually uses.",
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"Rainbows that appear at night are called \"moonbows.\"",
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"100 million years ago, crocodiles had long legs and could gallop after their prey.",
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"The real Top Gun school give a $5 fine to any staff member that quotes the movie.",
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