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26 lines
1.4 KiB
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{
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"validcoms": ['techsupport', 'itsupport'],
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"?default": {
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"type": "simple",
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"updates_enabled": "shared",
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"responses": [
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
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"Four! I mean five! I mean FIRE!",
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"Have you tried clicking on it repeatedly?",
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"No, 'any' key means push any key you like. There is no specific 'any' key.",
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"Let me just remote in and... yes, that's me moving your mouse. No, I'm not a virus. You know who I am. You've met me. Oh for... stop moving the mouse while I'm fixing things!",
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"Oh, you've Googled the issue yourself and tried to fix it yourself before lodging a ticket? Thanks for that.",
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"Have you tried chewing the cable?",
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"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan.",
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"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!",
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"Have you tried flinging feces at it?",
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"Did you try licking the mouse? Double-lick?",
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"Did you try replacing all the ones with zeros?",
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"Try cooling it with a jug of water.",
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"Error: Keyboard not detected. Press 'F1' to continue.",
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],
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},
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}
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