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{
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"?default": {
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"type": "simple",
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"responses": [
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"This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!",
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"I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.",
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"Hahahahaha. Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.",
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"There. Now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine.",
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"I'll build by own theme park. With black jack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park!",
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"The game's over. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!",
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"That's closest thing to 'Bender is great' that anyone other me has ever said.",
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"I'm Bender, baby! Oh god, please insert liquor!",
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"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?",
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"You know what cheers me up? Other people's misfortune.",
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"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.",
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"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.",
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"Have you tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?",
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"Fry cracked corn and I don't care/Leela cracked corn I still don't care/Bender cracked corn and he is great/ Take that you stupid corn!",
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"Oh, your God!",
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"You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!",
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"Shut up baby, I know it!",
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"I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead!",
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"I got ants my butt, and I needs to strut!",
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"Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I'd kill myself right now!",
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],
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},
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}
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