SpiceBot-migrated/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple/nantucket.json
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{
"?default": {
"type": "simple",
"responses": [
"There once was a man from Nantucket; Who kept all his cash in a bucket.; But his daughter, named Nan,; Ran away with a man; And as for the bucket, Nantucket.",
"But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,; The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man,; He was welcome to Nan,; But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.",
"Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,; Where he still held the cash as an asset,; But Nan and the man; Stole the money and ran,; And as for the bucket, Manhasset.",
],
},
"dirty": {
"type": "simple",
"responses": ["There was a young man from Nantucket; Whose dick was so long he could suck it.; He said with a grin; As he wiped off his chin,; If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."],
},
}