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56 lines
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{
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"validcoms": ['shreck'],
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"?default": {
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"type": "simple",
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"replyvariation": [
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"Donkey: oh this is another one of does onion things isn't Shrek/Blind Mouse: no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things",
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"Shrek/Blind Mouse: This is the part where you run away!",
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"Shrek: If that was me, you'd be dead.",
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"Shrek: You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.",
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"Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.",
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"Shrek: This is the part where you run away.",
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"Princess Fiona: Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy",
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"Donkey: In the morning, I'm making waffles",
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"Shrek: (looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?",
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"Princess Fiona: There's an arrow in your butt.",
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"Donkey: I bet you have never seen a donkey fly!",
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"Donkey: I'll stick with you!",
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"Shrek: Are you Princess Fiona?",
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"Shrek: Noooooooooooo!",
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"Donkey: SHREK! SHREK!",
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"Donkey: Shrek!",
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"Donkey: [To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?",
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"Donkey: DRAGON!",
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"Donkey: She called me a noble steed.",
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"Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?",
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"Lord Farquaad: Mwahahahahahaha!",
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"Donkey: Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!",
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"Donkey: Pick me!",
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"Donkey: Please!",
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"Donkey: Can I stay with you?",
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"Shrek: I like my privacy.",
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"Donkey: Wow! Let's do it again!",
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"Princess Fiona: [Repeated line] Hi-ya!",
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"Shrek: This is the part where you run away.",
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"Donkey: Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!",
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"Shrek: [Repeated line] ROAR!",
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"Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.",
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"Shrek: [looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?",
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"Princess Fiona: Where are you going?! Shrek: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.",
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"Donkey: Wow! Lets do that again! Shrek: no no no no [whispers] no",
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"Princess Fiona: Well-- When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!",
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"Princess Fiona: Good morning. Um-- how do you like your eggs?",
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"Shrek: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.",
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"Shrek: Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up",
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"Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?",
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"Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.",
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"Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!",
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"Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!"
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],
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"responses": [
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["$replyvariation"],
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],
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},
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}
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