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{
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"?default": {
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"type": "simple",
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"responses": [
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"The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.",
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"He always leaves the TV on the Game Show network. I'm not sure why it bothers me, but it does",
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"You called in a fake propane emergency? That's a $50 fine after I report it.",
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"Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'?",
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"The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.",
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'Maybe my father is Tom Landry. That would explain my strong chin and my love for the flex defense. I wonder if I would call him "dad" or "coach". Nah who am I kidding? I would call him "sir".',
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"If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.",
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"I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even mention that I worked in propane.",
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"Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they would make an American version.",
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"I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. I'm just saying I'm better.",
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"You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.",
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"I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.",
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"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.",
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"Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron.",
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"That boy ain't right.",
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"Yep",
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],
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},
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}
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