{ "validcoms": ['shreck'], "?default": { "type": "simple", "replyvariation": [ "Donkey: oh this is another one of does onion things isn't Shrek/Blind Mouse: no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things", "Shrek/Blind Mouse: This is the part where you run away!", "Shrek: If that was me, you'd be dead.", "Shrek: You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.", "Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.", "Shrek: This is the part where you run away.", "Princess Fiona: Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy", "Donkey: In the morning, I'm making waffles", "Shrek: (looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?", "Princess Fiona: There's an arrow in your butt.", "Donkey: I bet you have never seen a donkey fly!", "Donkey: I'll stick with you!", "Shrek: Are you Princess Fiona?", "Shrek: Noooooooooooo!", "Donkey: SHREK! SHREK!", "Donkey: Shrek!", "Donkey: [To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?", "Donkey: DRAGON!", "Donkey: She called me a noble steed.", "Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?", "Lord Farquaad: Mwahahahahahaha!", "Donkey: Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!", "Donkey: Pick me!", "Donkey: Please!", "Donkey: Can I stay with you?", "Shrek: I like my privacy.", "Donkey: Wow! Let's do it again!", "Princess Fiona: [Repeated line] Hi-ya!", "Shrek: This is the part where you run away.", "Donkey: Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!", "Shrek: [Repeated line] ROAR!", "Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.", "Shrek: [looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?", "Princess Fiona: Where are you going?! Shrek: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.", "Donkey: Wow! Lets do that again! Shrek: no no no no [whispers] no", "Princess Fiona: Well-- When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!", "Princess Fiona: Good morning. Um-- how do you like your eggs?", "Shrek: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.", "Shrek: Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up", "Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?", "Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.", "Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!", "Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!" ], "responses": [ ["$replyvariation"], ], }, }