{
"validcoms": ['fuckbucket', 'fb'],
"?default": {
              "type": "target",
              "responses": ["You know what, $instigator? I don't think $target has any fucks in their fuckbucket to give."],
              "response_fail": ["*a checks the fuckbucket, finds no fucks to give.", "Let me check my fuckbucket... Oh, look at that - it's empty."],
              },

}