{
"?default": {
              "type": "simple",
              "updates_enabled": "shared",
              "responses": [
                            "Don't be an ass",
                            "Why do you have two asses?",
                            "What's the difference between a rear end kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception",
                            "Doctor I need a new butt. Why?? Mine has a crack in it.",
                            ],
              },

}