{
"validcoms": ['twat', 'twatswat', 'cuntpunt'],
"?default": {
              "type": "target",
              "responses": [
                            "*a swats $target who is clearly a cunt, in the twat.",
                            "*a hits $target with a classic cunt-punt.",
                            "*a punts $target in the cunt because they're a fucking twat."
                            ],
              "response_fail": ["Fuck off cunt."],
              },
}