{
"validcoms": ['tap', 'mic'],
"?default": {
              "type": "target",
              "responses": ["Hey $target,,,, you there?"],
              "response_fail": [
                                "For Fucks Sake $instigator, of course it's bloody well on!",
                                ["*a clocks $instigator around the head with a mic stand", "$instigator, if you do that again you'll be eating a speaker.",],
                                "*Tap, Tap* ...is this thing on?"
                                ],
              },

}