{
"validcoms": ['knights', 'python', 'holygrail'],
"?default": {
              "type": "simple",
              "responses": [
                            "Ni!",
                            "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm",
                            "'tis but a flesh wound.",
                            "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
                            "Help, I'm being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system.",
                            "It's just a scratch. I've had worse.",
                            "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!",
                            "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.",
                            ],
              },

}