{

"?default": {
              "type": "target",
              "responses": ["$instigator clocks $target around the head with a mic stand."],
              "response_fail": ["*a clocks $instigator around the head with a mic stand.", "Come on $instigator, is that really necessary?"],
              "react_bot": ["You know what? I'm not going to do that."],
              "react_self": ["*a silently passes $instigator a mic stand."],
              },

}