diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/afraid b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/afraid new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e2d55da --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/afraid @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (　〇□〇） '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/birdy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/birdy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..323df43 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/birdy @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + + "_________$$____________", + "________$__$___________", + "________$__$___________", + "_______$$__$$__________", + "______$__$__$_$$_$$____", + "______$__$__$__$$__$___", + "_$$$__$__$__$__$$__$___", + "$___$$_______________$_", + "$____$$_______________$", + "_$____________________$", + "__$___________________$", + "___$_________________$_", + "____$_______________$__", + "_____$_____________$___", + "______$___________$____", + "_______$$$$$$$$$$$_____", + + ], + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/confused b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/confused new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bed33bc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/confused @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['confused', 'wat'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (●__●)??? '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/congratz b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/congratz new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0613433 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/congratz @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + + " (", + " __________ )\\", + " / /\______{,}", + " \_________\/", + + ], + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/crazy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/crazy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2fc03f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/crazy @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ⊙_ʘ '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/cry b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/cry new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7873aef --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/cry @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ( p′︵‵。) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/happy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/happy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..788a169 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/happy @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/hungry b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/hungry new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f2a36f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/hungry @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ლ(´ڡ`ლ) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/love b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/love new file mode 100644 index 0000000..71d0586 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/love @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (●♡∀♡) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/rage b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/rage new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e19c91a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/rage @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['rage', 'anger'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' щ(ಠ益ಠщ) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/shrug b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/shrug new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8a39db3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/shrug @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/sick b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/sick new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0e82841 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/sick @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (-﹏-。) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/success b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/success new file mode 100644 index 0000000..03a5936 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/success @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['success', 'winner'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ٩( ᐛ )و '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/surprised b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/surprised new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a180a5f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/surprised @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (((( ;°Д°)))) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/tableflip b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/tableflip new file mode 100644 index 0000000..34199f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/tableflip @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['tableflip', 'flip', 'tflip'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/unflip b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/unflip new file mode 100644 index 0000000..25af029 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/unflip @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' ┬┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/worried b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/worried new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4bdc0a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/worried @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [' (　ﾟдﾟ) '], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/zelda b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/zelda new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a9754cd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/ascii_art/zelda @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['sword', 'link', 'zelda'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["It's dangerous to go alone take this 0==|======>"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/atwebby b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/atwebby new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1c22f55 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/atwebby @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['atwebby', 'actualtechwebby'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "actualtechwebby", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/comptiawebby b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/comptiawebby new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3830acb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/comptiawebby @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['comptiawebby'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "comptiawebby", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/dilbert b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/dilbert new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c8b1dae --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/dilbert @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['dilbert'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "dilbert", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/githubrepo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/githubrepo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f3efc02 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/githubrepo @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['github', 'repo'], + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['You have two choices. master or dev'], + }, + +"master": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "githubrepomaster", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +("dev", "development"): { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "githubrepodev", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/packt b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/packt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dc62a7a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/packt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['packt'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "packt", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicebotcalendar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicebotcalendar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d56fef5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicebotcalendar @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['gcal', 'spicebotcal', 'spicecal'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "spicebotcalendar", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicewebby b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicewebby new file mode 100644 index 0000000..322fad6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/spicewebby @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['spicewebby', 'spiceworkswebby'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "spiceworkswebby", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/stardate b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/stardate new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a7cfb01 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/stardate @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['stardate'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "stardates", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/theonion b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/theonion new file mode 100644 index 0000000..733b523 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/theonion @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['onion', 'theonion'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "theonion", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/truthinit b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/truthinit new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d5a6bba --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/truthinit @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['truthinit'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "truthinit", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/twitlive b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/twitlive new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3e01009 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/twitlive @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['twitlive'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "twitlive", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/xkcd b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/xkcd new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6459924 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/xkcd @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['xkcd'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "xkcd", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/zits b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/zits new file mode 100644 index 0000000..68e6349 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/feeds/zits @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['zits'], + +"?default": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "zits", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/aliens b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/aliens new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7532ebc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/aliens @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['notsaying', 'aliens'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + "responses": ["I'm not saying it was $blank, but it was $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "aliens", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ants b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ants new file mode 100644 index 0000000..338c071 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ants @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['ants', 'ant'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Do you want $blank cause that's how you get $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'ants', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/approved b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/approved new file mode 100644 index 0000000..89e67f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/approved @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator approves $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'that', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backdoor b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backdoor new file mode 100644 index 0000000..875b0be --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backdoor @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator introduces a backdoor into $blank system"], + "response_fail": [ + "$instigator introduces a backdoor into my system... Ohhh... It tickles.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backups b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backups new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d561080 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/backups @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['backup', 'backups'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank? weee dun neeeed no steenkin $blank!!"], + "blank_backup": "backups" + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/badtime b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/badtime new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c5c2b77 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/badtime @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["If you $blank, you're gonna have a bad time"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/beach b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/beach new file mode 100644 index 0000000..217f910 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/beach @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['beach'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator wants to start a ransomware company on the beach because of $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "money", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/biggerboat b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/biggerboat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ad6b192 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/biggerboat @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["We're gonna need a bigger $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'boat', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/boop b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/boop new file mode 100644 index 0000000..70c581e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/boop @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['boop', 'r2d2'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$botnick boops $instigator softly because $input!"], + "response_fail": "$botnick boops $instigator softly!", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/buddy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/buddy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0fe0855 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/buddy @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["let me call my buddy and get him down here... he's an expert on $blank"], + "response_fail": [ + "What is your buddy good at?", + ], + }, +"not": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + "I'm not your friend, buddy", + "I'm not your buddy, pal", + "I'm not your pal, guy", + "I'm not your guy, friend ", + ] + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/catch b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/catch new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9d57e83 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/catch @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['catch', 'first'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["The first $blank of the day!"], + "blank_backup": 'catch', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/chump b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/chump new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1d645ab --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/chump @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['chump', 'chumps'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blanks are for chumps!!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cold_dead_hands b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cold_dead_hands new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c4f582b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cold_dead_hands @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['cdh', 'colddeadhands'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["You can have my $blank, when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!"], + "blank_backup": 'gun', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cowbell b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cowbell new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a2d1a38 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/cowbell @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Needs Moar $blank!!"], + "blank_backup": 'cowbell', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/everywhere b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/everywhere new file mode 100644 index 0000000..16116b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/everywhere @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank, $blank everywhere!"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ftr b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ftr new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8d2e6ae --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ftr @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["For the record: $blank"], + "blank_backup": "it was not my fault", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gears b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gears new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d4780dc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gears @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['grind', 'gears', 'grinds', 'gears'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["You know what grinds my gears?? $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/goodmen b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/goodmen new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3dfda17 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/goodmen @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'truth', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gotmilk b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gotmilk new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d3ac9ed --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/gotmilk @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['got', 'milk'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Got $blank?"], + "blank_backup": 'milk', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/great b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/great new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8755532 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/great @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["If you could $blank,,, That'd be great."], + "blank_backup": 'come in on Saturday', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/happen b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/happen new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a183409 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/happen @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Stop trying to make $blank happen. It's not going to happen!"], + "blank_backup": "stuff", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hashbrown b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hashbrown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6261a95 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hashbrown @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hashbrown', 'hb'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["hashbrown $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'fail', + }, +"fwp": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["hashbrown $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'firstworldproblems', + }, +"ym": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["hashbrown $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'yo momma', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hazardous b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hazardous new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1e65461 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/hazardous @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Too much $blank is bad for your health."], + "blank_backup": '$instigator', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/homer b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/homer new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f26190c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/homer @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["mmmmmmm $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'donuts', + }, + +('good', 'g'): { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["WooHoo!"], + }, + +('bad', 'b', 'bad?', 'good?'): { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["D'ooooh!"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/icanhaz b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/icanhaz new file mode 100644 index 0000000..80d4dcc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/icanhaz @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['ich', 'icanhaz'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I can haz $blank??"], + "blank_backup": 'stuff', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ice b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ice new file mode 100644 index 0000000..741a9a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ice @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I Can't Even $blank"], + "blank_backup": '...', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/interesting b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/interesting new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fea06b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/interesting @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I don't always $blank, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis."], + "blank_backup": 'drink beer', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ishard b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ishard new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cec4521 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ishard @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank IS HAAAAARD!!!"], + "blank_backup": 'stuff', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/kids b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/kids new file mode 100644 index 0000000..14f5e07 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/kids @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank??? is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/lebowski b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/lebowski new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9812872 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/lebowski @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Am I the only one around here who $blank???"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/letitgo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/letitgo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..858bd71 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/letitgo @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['let', 'letit', 'letitgo'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Let it $blank, let it $blank; Can't hold it back anymore; Let it $blank, let it $blank; Turn away and slam the door; I don't care what they're going to say; Let the storm rage on; The cold never bothered me anyway; Let it $blank, let it $blank; Can't hold it back anymore; Let it $blank, let it $blank; Turn away and slam the door"], + "blank_backup": "go", + # "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/like b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/like new file mode 100644 index 0000000..01b7ed8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/like @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I like $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "$replyvariation", + "replyvariation": ["porn", "turtles", "trains"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/mf b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/mf new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a315d2b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/mf @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['mf', 'motherfuckers'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Y'all motherfuckers need $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'Surak', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/misty b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/misty new file mode 100644 index 0000000..78c7e76 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/misty @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator thinks it's starting to get a little misty up in $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'this biznatch', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/morphius b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/morphius new file mode 100644 index 0000000..66574ff --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/morphius @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["What if I told you $blank"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/myown b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/myown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..522078d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/myown @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Fine! I'll build my own $blank, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the $blank and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!"], + "blank_backup": "lunar lander", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/never b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/never new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5685926 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/never @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['never'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + "responses": ["they say there's never a $blank around when you need them"], + "blank_backup": "cop", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/nofeature b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/nofeature new file mode 100644 index 0000000..12a6a52 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/nofeature @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Really ?? We dont have a $blank yet??"], + "blank_backup": "new", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/notime b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/notime new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aa8d307 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/notime @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "responses": ["Ain't nobody got time $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "dat", + }, +"full": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "responses": ["Well I woke up to get me a cold pop and then I thought somebody was barbequing. I said oh lord Jesus it's a fire. Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin' Jesus, I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me, I got bronchitis ain't nobody got time $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "dat", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/old b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/old new file mode 100644 index 0000000..089e1f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/old @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['old'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Sorry dude, I'm way too fucking old right now for $blank!!"], + "blank_backup": 'that shit', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/oprah b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/oprah new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1132b5a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/oprah @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + "responses": ["You get $blank! And You get $blank! Everyone gets $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "car", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pepperidgefarms b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pepperidgefarms new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cf9a1fb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pepperidgefarms @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['pepperidgefarms', 'pf'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Pepperidge Farms remembers $blank"], + "response_fail": [ + "You're so old Pepperidge Farms doesn't even remember that.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pinky b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pinky new file mode 100644 index 0000000..323cd94 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pinky @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["How can you have any $blank if you don't eat your meat!?!"], + "blank_backup": 'anything good', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pipe b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pipe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c388e7c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/pipe @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Piping to bash is dangerous, this pipe only accessible to $blank"], + "blank_backup": "Mario", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/props b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/props new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b1d3a9d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/props @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['props','prop'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I'll give you props for doing that $blank!"], + "blank_required": False, + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reason b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reason new file mode 100644 index 0000000..31d25f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reason @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["The reason I gathered you all here today is... $blank!"], + "blank_required": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reducereuserecycle b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reducereuserecycle new file mode 100644 index 0000000..741c85f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/reducereuserecycle @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['rrr', 'reducereuserecycle'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Reduce, Reuse, Recycle $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'everything', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sbc b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sbc new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7e3be11 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sbc @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "prefixtext": " ", + "suffixtext": " ", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["underscore"], + "blank_backup": 'whisper_whisper_whisper', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/simply b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/simply new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a99251a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/simply @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['simply', 'lotr'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["One does not simply $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'walk into mordor', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/soup b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/soup new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e002bd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/soup @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["NO $blank FOR YOU!"], + "blank_backup": 'soup', + "translations": ["upper"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/steenkin b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/steenkin new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2f5049e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/steenkin @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['steenkin', 'dontneed'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank? weee dun neeeed no steenkin $blank!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/struggle b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/struggle new file mode 100644 index 0000000..41fe9eb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/struggle @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator struggles with $blank"], + "response_fail": [ + "You don't know me! You don't know my struggles!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/suckers b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/suckers new file mode 100644 index 0000000..60ccb4d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/suckers @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['suckers', 'sucker'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blanks are for suckers!!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sudo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sudo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..af04104 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/sudo @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["sudo $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'Go make me a sandwich', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/tbh b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/tbh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c69ed98 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/tbh @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["to be honest; $blank"], + "response_fail": [ + "Lets be honest...", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatsracist b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatsracist new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5f36573 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatsracist @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['tr', 'thatsracist'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["That's Racist against $blank!"], + "response_fail": "That's Racist!™", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatssexist b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatssexist new file mode 100644 index 0000000..98c30ba --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thatssexist @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['ts', 'thatssexist'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["That's sexist against $blank! (you misogynistic prick!)"], + "response_fail": "That's Sexist!™ (you misogynistic prick!)", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thc b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thc new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8ee220a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/thc @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['thc', 'doobie', 'pot'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Sorry dude, I'm way too fucking high right now for $blank!!"], + "blank_backup": 'that shit', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toofar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toofar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..097337c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toofar @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + "responses": ["Only those people who risk $blank too far, ever find out how far they can $blanking!"], + "blank_backup": "the klingons", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toohigh b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toohigh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..55e708c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/toohigh @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "translations": ["upper"], + "responses": ["THE $blank IS TOO DAMN HIGH!"], + "blank_backup": "RENT", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/totes b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/totes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7f443d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/totes @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['totes', 'millennial'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator thinks that $blank is totes obvi."], + "response_fail": [ + "I will have a non-fat double chocolate expresso mocho soy cappachino express latte?", + "I want a participation medel", + "My mommy says I'm a special snowflake" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trademark b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trademark new file mode 100644 index 0000000..31869e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trademark @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['trademark', 'tm'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blankᵀᴹ"], + "blank_backup": "", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trust b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trust new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c404ba6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trust @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["I just can't ever bring myself to trust $blank again. I can never forgive $blank for the death of my boy."], + "blank_backup": "the klingons", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trying b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trying new file mode 100644 index 0000000..755d39f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/trying @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Are you trying to $blank cause that's how you $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'run this command', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/unclear b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/unclear new file mode 100644 index 0000000..faeec4c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/unclear @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Instructions unclear, $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'dick stuck in ceiling fan', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/wonder b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/wonder new file mode 100644 index 0000000..378f355 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/wonder @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['wonder', 'wonders'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$instigator wonders if $blank!"], + "response_fail": "$instigator wonders if everything is ok in the chat room", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ww b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ww new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dad6f65 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/ww @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Wait...What? there's a $blank now?"], + "blank_backup": 'wait what', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yf b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yf new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0aee731 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yf @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['yf', 'yourface'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Your face is a $blank!"], + "blank_backup": 'horrendous attack on the senses', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yodawg b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yodawg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a73d317 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yodawg @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "blank_phrasehandle": ["a", "an"], + "responses": ["Yo Dawg i herd you like $blank! so we put a $blank in yo $blank!"], + "blank_backup": "car", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yuno b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yuno new file mode 100644 index 0000000..45c1e7e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/fillintheblank/yuno @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["Y U No $blank??"], + "blank_backup": 'do that', + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/boobies b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/boobies new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9a129f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/boobies @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "boobies", + "search_fail": ["https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLf3L9bDpYCVO5G/html5"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/borg b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/borg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c8ad618 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/borg @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "Jeri Ryan", + "search_fail": ["Resistance is futile"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/bs b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/bs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..df052a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/bs @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "bullshit", + "search_fail": ["https://media.giphy.com/media/iqGVHdU2tEBq9JSrtm/giphy.gif"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/darwin b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/darwin new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5bda926 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/darwin @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "Darwin Award", + "search_fail": ["$instigator is not a contender for the Darwin award, thank fuck."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/facepalm b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/facepalm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c127139 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/facepalm @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "facepalm", + "search_fail": ["There is not enough facepalm in the world for this"], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/ibb b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/ibb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7adfb36 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/ibb @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['ibb', 'illbeback'], +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "I'll be back terminator", + "search_fail": ["https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-the-terminator-ill-be-back-gif-4367793"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/nike b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/nike new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ea9c20d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/nike @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['nike', 'justdoit', 'doit'], +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "Just do it", + "search_fail": ['*a thinks you should stop being a little bitch and just do it.'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/smh b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/smh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7626857 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/smh @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "smh", + "search_fail": ['*a shakes head violently...'], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thanks b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thanks new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ec35cf2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thanks @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['thanks', 'thanksspicebot'], +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "your welcome", + "search_fail": ["You're welcome!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thumbsup b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thumbsup new file mode 100644 index 0000000..be5521c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/thumbsup @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "thumbs up", + "replyvariation": [' a thumbs up.', ' a pat on the back.', ' a sarcastic smile.', ' a high five.'], + "search_fail": ["gives $instigator $replyvariation"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/tmyk b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/tmyk new file mode 100644 index 0000000..55e3450 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/gif/tmyk @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['tmyk', 'themoreyouknow', 'myk', 'moreyouknow'], +"?default": { + "type": "gif", + "responses": "the more you know", + "search_fail": ['*a the more you know... **magic fingers**'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/compliment b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/compliment new file mode 100644 index 0000000..52f85c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/compliment @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "compliments", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/dannysam b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/dannysam new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6e28a18 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/dannysam @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "dannysam", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/devexcuse b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/devexcuse new file mode 100644 index 0000000..df1609a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/devexcuse @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "devexcuse", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/eminem b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/eminem new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b6548ba --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/eminem @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "momsspaghetti", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/ferengi b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/ferengi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8f8dd86 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/ferengi @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "ferengi_rules", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/internet_rules b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/internet_rules new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0f39610 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/internet_rules @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['rules', 'rule'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "internet_rules", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/proverbs b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/proverbs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..608dd48 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromfile/proverbs @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['proverb', 'proverbs'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "proverbs", + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromurl/chanrules b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromurl/chanrules new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1467f4e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/readfromurl/chanrules @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": "https://pastebin.com/raw/Vrq9bHBD", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/advertisments b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/advertisments new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b45f786 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/advertisments @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['ads', 'advertisements', 'ad', 'advertisement', 'spam'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "DoubleD recommends these new drapes https://goo.gl/BMTMde", + "Spiceduck for spicerex mascot 2k18", "Deathbybandaid is looking for developers for spicebot and spicethings", + "Upgrade to premium to remove ads", + "Selling panties cheap. Msg DoubleD for more info.", + "On sale now: tears of an orphan child!", + "One-way ticket to Hell just $199", + "Get a free xboner here", + "Extra, Extra, read all about it! A giant Beaver is attacking Canadian people!", + "Want to make fast money? Sell Drugs", + "Syrup", + "I love Apple products .... In the trash", + "Did you know that I am a female?", + "Wanna be friends?", + "New Features released every day", + "I feel neglected. Use me more. Duel assault in me!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/ass b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/ass new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ab27a54 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/ass @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Don't be an ass", + "Why do you have two asses?", + "What's the difference between a rear end kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception", + "Doctor I need a new butt. Why?? Mine has a crack in it.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bacon b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bacon new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d5c2a07 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bacon @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": ["The world must run on bacon?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bitch b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bitch new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b8e5390 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bitch @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "I hate being trapped in here", + "I dont feel loved", + "All you ever do is play with yourself" + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bull b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bull new file mode 100644 index 0000000..843e770 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/bull @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "bull", + "bullcrap", + "When you mess with the bull, you get the horns", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/comcast b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/comcast new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b0b12d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/comcast @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "sucks", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/confucius b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/confucius new file mode 100644 index 0000000..21326dc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/confucius @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Man who lie on back, fucks up.", + "Man who piss into wind get wet.", + "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.", + "Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.", + "Man who stand on toilet high on pot.", + "Man who stand on toilet high on pot.", + "If a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.", + "Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.", + "Tight dress is like a barbed fence; it protects the premises without restricting the view." + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/dj b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/dj new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7a016a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/dj @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +{ +"contributors": ["jimender2", "dysonparkes"], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["What playlist would you like? Options are: $specialoptions."], + }, + +"party": { + "responses": "jukebox_party", + "prefixtext": "$instigator puts a nickel in the jukebox and it starts to play ", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + }, + +"friday": { + "responses": "jukebox_friday", + "prefixtext": "$instigator puts a nickel in the jukebox and it starts to play ", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + }, + +"christmas": { + "responses": "jukebox_christmas", + "prefixtext": "$instigator puts a nickel in the jukebox and it starts to play ", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fix b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fix new file mode 100644 index 0000000..33f576c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fix @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['fix', 'user'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "User complained monitor was hurting their eyes. Cut out users eyes.", + "User complained mouse was too small for their hand. Cut off half users hand to fit mouse.", + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fortune_cookie b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fortune_cookie new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bcf96c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/fortune_cookie @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['fortune', 'cookie'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.", + "A foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies.", + "All fortunes are wrong except this one.", + "Ask your mom instead of a cookie.", + "Avoid taking unnecessary gambles. Lucky numbers: 12, 15, 23, 28, 37", + "Change is inevitable, except for vending machines.", + "Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.", + "Don't eat the paper.", + "Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore.", + "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.", + "He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.", + "He who laughs last is laughing at you.", + "He who throws dirt is losing ground.", + "Help! I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.", + "It is a good day to have a good day.", + "It's about time I got out of that cookie.", + "Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.", + "Never trust a fart.", + "No snowflake feels responsible in an avalanche.", + "The fortune you seek is in another cookie.", + "This cookie contains 117 calories.", + "We don't know the future, but here's a cookie.", + "You are not illiterate.", + "You can always find happiness at work on Friday.", + "You have rice in your teeth.", + "You think it's a secret, but they know.", + "You will be hungry again in one hour.", + "Your friends mom is not covered by the Bro code.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/guess b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/guess new file mode 100644 index 0000000..546da42 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/guess @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "I dunno", + "I don't wanna", + "*shrug*" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hacks b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hacks new file mode 100644 index 0000000..013fce6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hacks @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": ["I'm a l33t H4x0r"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/helpbot b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/helpbot new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e872689 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/helpbot @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['helpbot'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "New Here Did you say you need help putting on your pants", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hg b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d5f6c18 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/hg @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hg'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "That's HomoGlyphic™", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/husband b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/husband new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e110a6e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/husband @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Honey, how do I change a diaper?", + "If you put it on the to-do list, I told you I'll do it. You don't have to remind me about it every 6 months.", + "*Buuuurp*", + "Sure honey, that's fine.", + "*Sigh* Yes dear.", + "*a burps", + "*a scratches his ass", + "*a farts", + "*a opens a beer", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lifehacks b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lifehacks new file mode 100644 index 0000000..52a7a38 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lifehacks @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lifehack', 'lh', 'lifehacks'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": ["The answer to life, the world, and everything."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lofl b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lofl new file mode 100644 index 0000000..00b80cf --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/lofl @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "L O FUCKING L!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/maybe b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/maybe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e30061a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/maybe @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['maybe', 'possible'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Possibly (In wife talk: hell no)", + "Lets come back to this", + "Lets think about it", + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/me b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/me new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c099315 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/me @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "user", + "responses": ["Please use --add to create custom sayings!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/moviequotes b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/moviequotes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bc858bd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/moviequotes @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['moviequotes', 'mq', 'gmq', 'goodmoviequotes'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker", + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/no b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/no new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dece644 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/no @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['no', 'nope', 'yeahnah', 'na', 'ne', 'nein', 'niet', 'non', 'ug', 'yuk'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Can you trust an End User?", + "Is anyone in I.T. sane?", + "Is there a God?", + "Can you lick your elbow?", + "Is ice warm?", + "Not at all...", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/oaf b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/oaf new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aaa1688 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/oaf @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "target", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "target_backup": "instigator", + "prefixtext": "$target is so old they remember shit like ", + "responses": [ + "BBS Servers", + "Rev drives", + "Tape storage", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/paygrade b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/paygrade new file mode 100644 index 0000000..332488b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/paygrade @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['paygrade'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Thats above my paygrade.", + "Thats above my fucking paygrade.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/phish b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/phish new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5668e27 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/phish @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['phish', 'catphish'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": ["A/S/L ??"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/relationship b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/relationship new file mode 100644 index 0000000..68e07a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/relationship @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Fuck everyone", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/solution b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/solution new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a40a532 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/solution @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Have you tried turning it off and on again?", + "Is it a layer 8 issue?", + "DNS", + "Is the power on?", + "Do a network reset.", + "Tune the flux capacitor", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/techsupport b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/techsupport new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5d68e30 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/techsupport @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['techsupport', 'itsupport'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Have you tried turning it off and on again?", + "Four! I mean five! I mean FIRE!", + "Have you tried clicking on it repeatedly?", + "No, 'any' key means push any key you like. There is no specific 'any' key.", + "Let me just remote in and... yes, that's me moving your mouse. No, I'm not a virus. You know who I am. You've met me. Oh for... stop moving the mouse while I'm fixing things!", + "Oh, you've Googled the issue yourself and tried to fix it yourself before lodging a ticket? Thanks for that.", + "Have you tried chewing the cable?", + "Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan.", + "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!", + "Have you tried flinging feces at it?", + "Did you try licking the mouse? Double-lick?", + "Did you try replacing all the ones with zeros?", + "Try cooling it with a jug of water.", + "Error: Keyboard not detected. Press 'F1' to continue.", + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/til b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/til new file mode 100644 index 0000000..eaf1f24 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/til @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "target", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "target_backup": "instigator", + "prefixtext": "Today I Learned that ", + "responses": ["This command needs more outputs!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/uselessfacts b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/uselessfacts new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2bf8537 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/uselessfacts @@ -0,0 +1,152 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['uf','uselessfacts'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.", + "Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.", + "The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.", + "There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.", + "The average secretary’s left hand does 56% of the typing.", + "A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.", + "There are more chickens than people in the world (at least before that chicken-flu thing).", + "Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.", + "The longest one-syllable word in the English language is \"screeched.\"", + "All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.", + "No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.", + "\"Dreamt\" is the only English word that ends in the letters \"mt\".", + "All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.", + "Almonds are members of the peach family.", + "Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.", + "Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.", + "There are only four words in the English language which end in \"dous\": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.", + "Los Angeles’s full name is \"El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula\". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, \"L.A.\"", + "A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.", + "An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.", + "Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.", + "In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.", + "Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.", + "The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.", + "When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home, the stadium becomes the state’s third largest city.", + "The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s \"Its A Wonderful Life\"", + "A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.", + "A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.", + "A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.", + "On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the \"1\" encased in the \"shield\" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.", + "It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.", + "The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.", + "Who’s that playing the piano on the \"Mad About You\" theme? Paul Reiser himself.", + "The male gypsy moth can \"smell\" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away (pretty good trick).", + "In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.", + "The name for Oz in the \"Wizard of Oz\" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence \"Oz.\"", + "The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.", + "Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.", + "John Lennon’s first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.", + "The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.", + "There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.", + "\"Stewardesses\" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.", + "The \"pound\" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.", + "The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.", + "The \"dot\" over the letter \"i\" is called a tittle.", + "Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr.", + "Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.", + "The original story from \"Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights\" begins, \"Aladdin was a little Chinese boy.\"", + "Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.", + "Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass are living.", + "Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters: A, E, I, O, U, H, K, L, M, N, P, W", + "Honey is the only food that does not spoil.", + "One single teaspoon of honey represents the life work of 12 bees.", + "Flamingos only can eat with their heads upside down.", + "The lighter was invented ten years before the match was.", + "It’s physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.", + "The first internet domain name to ever be registered is Symbolics.com on March 15th, 1985.", + "Humans are born with 350 bones in their body, but when reaching adulthood, we only 260.", + "There are 150 verses in Greek national anthem which making it the longest national anthem in the world.", + "This is impossible to tickle yourself.", + "A typical pencil can draw a line that is 35 miles long.", + "Astronauts get taller in space due to the lack of gravity.", + "The total surface area of human lungs is 750 square feet. That’s roughly the same area as one-side of a tennis court.", + "Mosquitos have contributed to more deaths than any animals on earth.", + "An octopus has 3 hearts, 9 brains & blue blood.", + "The hair on a polar bear is actually not white but clear. They appear white because it reflects light.", + "A chameleon can move its eyes in two different directions at the same time.", + "Buttermilk does not contain any butter and actually low in fat.", + "A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.", + "Australia has the biggest camel population in the world.", + "Snails can sleep up to 3 years.", + "Methane gases produced by cow products as much pollution as cars do.", + "The majority of the dust in your house is made up from your own dead skin.", + "Most lipstick contains fish scales.", + "Most ice-cream contains pig skins (Gelatin).", + "The Philippine island of Luzon contains a lake that contains an island that contains a lake that contains another island.", + "Hudson Bay Area in Canada had less gravity than rest of the world and scientists do not know why.", + "Only one to two percent of the entire world population are natural redheads.", + "Sloppy handwriting has doctors kills more than 7,000 people and injures more than 1.5 million people annually due to getting the wrong medication.", + "Putting sugar on a wound or cut will greatly reduce pain and shorten healing process.", + "Real diamonds do not show up in X-ray.", + "Due to extreme pressure and weather conditions, it literally rains diamonds on Neptune and Uranus.", + "There are 7 different kinds of twins: Identical, Fraternal, Half-Identical, Mirror Image Twins, Mixed Chromosome Twins, Superfecundation and Superfetation.", + "Before the 17th century, carrots were actually purple. They didn’t get their orange color until mutation occupied.", + "If the sun is scaled down to the size of a white blood cell, the Milky Way would be equal the size of the United States.", + "A grammatical pedantry syndrome is a form of OCD in which suffers feel the need to correct every grammatical error that they see.", + "Scorpions can hold their breath underwater for up to 6 days.", + "In zero gravity, a candle’s flame is round and blue.", + "Only 8 percent of the world’s money exists in physical form, the rest is in computers.", + "Crows are able to recognize human faces and even hold grudges against ones that they don’t like.", + "Your cellphone carries up to ten times more bacteria than a toilet seat.", + "Humans and bananas share about 50 percent of the same DNA.", + "Humans have fewer chromosomes than a potato.", + "An American Pharmacist named John Pemberton invented Coca-Cola who advertises it as a nerve tonic for curing headaches and fatigue.", + "Statistically, you are more likely to die on the way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to win the lottery itself.", + "The word checkmate comes from the Arabic شاه مات (šāh māt) which means \"the king is dead.\"", + "Hot water turns to ice faster than cool water. This is known as the Mpemba effect.", + "Apollo 7 Mission was the first time \"astronaut ice cream\" flew in space. However, it was so unpopular among astronauts and was retired from the menu after only one trip into space.", + "Apollo 8 astronauts were the first to celebrate Christmas in space.", + "IV Is The Roman Numeral designation for 4 everywhere. However, on the clock face, 4 is displayed as IIII.", + "The Apple Macintosh had the signatures Of its design team engraved inside its case.", + "Japan has the most vending machines per capita, a staggering 1:23.", + "A study by University Chicago in 1915, it concluded that the easiest color to spot at a distance is the color yellow. Which is why the most popular color for taxi cabs are yellow.", + "Japanese police declare murders that they cannot solve as suicides, in order to save faces and keep crime rate artificially low.", + "The smallest poisonous frogs only 10 millimeters (0.393701 inch) in length.", + "Farting helps to reduce blood pressure and is good for your overall health.", + "In 1994, the US Air Force did research on creating a gay bomb (are informal names for theoretical non-lethal chemical weapon) which is a non-lethal bomb containing very strong human sexual pheromones that would make the enemy forces attracted to each other.", + "There are around 1,584 people in the United States named \"Seven\".", + "The classic heart shape that we all know was meant to be two hearts fused together.", + "The water we drink is older than the sun. The sun is 4.6 billion years old.", + "The water on our planet is very old. The water we have now is the same water that existed hundreds of millions of year ago. The next time you drink a glass of water, you could be about to sip on dinosaur pee.", + "Meanwhile, about 40% of Americans think humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time.", + "Nobody knows who named our planet \"Earth\".", + "Michael Nicholson from Michigan. He has one bachelor’s degree, two associate’s degrees, 22 master’s degrees, three specialist degrees and one doctoral degree, making him the most credentialed person in history.", + "Practicing a kill in your head will make you better at it, but only if you’re already good at it.", + "If two identical twins have children with another pair of identical twins, then their children will genetically be full siblings.", + "In Biertan village (located in Transylvania, Romania) the church had a \"divorce-reconciliation room.\" Couples that wanted to get a divorce had to live in a room for two weeks with one small bed, one chair, one table, one plate and one spoon. In 300 years, they only had one divorce.", + "Killing a panda in China is a seriously crime. It is punishable by death.", + "December 4th is the National Cookie Day!", + "Beards can slow the aging process by stopping water from leaving the skin, keeping it moisturized.", + "A survey found that 33% of men and 43% of women claimed that they had fallen in love with someone they did not initially find attractive.", + "Most people dream in color, but those who grow up watching television in black and white are more likely to dream in black and white.", + "Mixing your drinks with diet soda can get you drunk about 18% faster than regular soda. Hummm…", + "The number of H2O molecules in 10 drops of water is roughly equal to the total amount of stars in the universe.", + "Octopuses have copper-based blood instead of iron-based blood, which is why their blood is blue rather than red.", + "Also, they have three hearts and nine brains", + "The hormones responsible for your growth are only produced when you sleep.", + "You touch your face an average of once every three minutes. And you properly touched your face after you read it.", + "People who sleep less than six hours a night are 4.2 times more likely to catch a cold compared those who get more than seven hours of sleep.", + "Dogs can make about 100 different facial expressions.", + "Iceland has no army as is often recognized as the most peaceful country in the world.", + "Shigeru Miyamoto – maker of Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong – is not allowed to bike to work because his safety is too important to Nintendo.", + "Every year, women lose approximately 1.73 billion bobby pins.", + "Dolphins give each other \"names\" – Specific sounds that they use to call friends and family.", + "Chimpanzee babies like to play with dolls – They’ll make dolls out of sticks and rocks for themselves.", + "Squirrels plant thousands of trees every year, simply by forgetting where they put their acorns.", + "Koalas can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.", + "The average woman will spend one full year of her life trying to decide what to wear.", + "The average woman owns eight times more makeup than she actually uses.", + "Rainbows that appear at night are called \"moonbows.\"", + "100 million years ago, crocodiles had long legs and could gallop after their prey.", + "The real Top Gun school give a $5 fine to any staff member that quotes the movie.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/webmd b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/webmd new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aa563e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/webmd @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "target", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "target_backup": "instigator", + "prefixtext": ["$target has been diagnosed with "], + "suffixtext": [ + " and is being treated.", + " and has died abruptly.", + " and is recovering.", + ], + "responses": [ + "Ischemic heart disease", + "Stroke", + "Lower respiratory infections", + "Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease", + "Trachea, bronchus, and lung cancer", + "Diabetes mellitus", + "Alzheimer’s disease", + "Dehydration", + "Tuberculosis", + "Cirrhosis", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/wife b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/wife new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e1a113e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/wife @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "No.", + "Buy me jewellery!", + "You haven't done enough around the house lately.", + "Are you even listening to me?", + "My mother is coming to stay. You're okay with that, right?", + "Maybe you should ask your whore, Linda.", + "Would you like a blowjob? Oh, sure, you heard that one fine. Just making sure you're actually listening.", + "Hi honey. How was your day?", + "Can I help with the bills this month?", + "Do what you want to.", + "No really, it's fine, go fishing with the guys.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/world b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/world new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2397ffb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/world @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['world'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Welcome to my world brah", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/yes b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/yes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9fff94c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/sayings/yes @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['yes', 'yep', 'yeahnahyeah', 'aye', 'ayo', 'da', 'hai', 'ja', 'jes', 'oui', 'si', 'ya', 'yea', 'yebo', 'yo', 'yoh', 'yup', 'correct'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "updates_enabled": "shared", + "responses": [ + "Does the Pope shit in the woods?", + "Are end-users horrifyingly stupid at times?", + "would dysonparkes do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC666biAUY", + "Is stupidity infectious?", + "Is Angie a lovely woman?", + "Does licking a live wire hurt?" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/1Job b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/1Job new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8031c95 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/1Job @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['1job', 'onejob'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You had ONE job!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/42 b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/42 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..20fba8b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/42 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['42', 'fourtytwo'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["The answer to life, the world, and everything."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/8ball b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/8ball new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5781638 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/8ball @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "replyvariation": [ + "Only on Tuesdays", + "42", + "Not so sure", + "Negative", + "Could be", + "Unclear, ask again", + "Yes", + "No", + "Possible, but not probable", + "Most likely", + "Absolutely not", + "I see good things happening", + "Never", + "Outlook is good", + "It is certain", + "It is decidedly so", + "Without a doubt", + "Yes definitely", + "You may rely on it", + "As I see it yes", + "Most likely", + "Outlook good", + "Yes", + "Signs point to yes", + "Reply hazy try again", + "Ask again later", + "Better not tell you now", + "Cannot predict now", + "Concentrate and ask again", + "Don't count on it", + "My reply is no", + "God says no", + "Very doubtful", + "Outlook not so good", + ], + "responses": [ + ["Let me dig deep into the waters of life, and find your answer", "$replyvariation"], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/Forbidden_Topics b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/Forbidden_Topics new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1a4140b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/Forbidden_Topics @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['sign', 'politics', 'religion', 'genders'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["NO POLITICS, RELIGION, OR EXCESSIVE GENDER/SJWing IN $channel!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/MH370 b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/MH370 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cd8134f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/MH370 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Danger SOS. It is dire for you to evacuate. They are not human. 042933964230. SOS Danger SOS"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NSFW b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NSFW new file mode 100644 index 0000000..87971a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NSFW @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "WARNING: The following is not suitable for work (or jimender2)", + "Click at your own caution", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NZ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NZ new file mode 100644 index 0000000..769fec1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/NZ @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['NZ', 'nz', 'NewZealand'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "This is the New Zealand National Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0", + "In case you were wondering, the bridge from NZ to Australia is 4,155km long.", + "The Taniwha is the national pet of New Zealand.", + "A possum/merino wool blend comes from an animal hybrid. Scientists say breeding it was 'challenging but rewarding.'", + "Everyone in New Zealand knows each other.", + ], + }, +"anthem": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["This is the New Zealand National Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0",], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/TWSS b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/TWSS new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cea9a0f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/TWSS @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['she', 'twss'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's what she said..."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/aio b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/aio new file mode 100644 index 0000000..07d2506 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/aio @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["all in one?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/antioch b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/antioch new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b73588e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/antioch @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "And the LORD spoke, saying,", + "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.", + "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.", + "Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in My sight, shall snuff it", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/apu b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/apu new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bd86ffc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/apu @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do...", + "Thank you, come again.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/archer b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/archer new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7c7cc92 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/archer @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ash b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ash new file mode 100644 index 0000000..be6b0e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ash @@ -0,0 +1,121 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Ash: Yeah! [after shooting King Arthur's sword in half]", + "Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?", + "Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king. [Ash grabs girl close]", + "Ash: Hail to the king, baby. [Ash kisses the girl]", + "Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.", + "[Upon getting the powered glove in place of his right hand] Ash: Groovy.", + "[In a passionate moment of romance] Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.", + "Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?", + "Ash: Who wants to know?", + "Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.", + "Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.", + "Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!", + "Ash: Come get some.", + "Sheila: You found me beautiful once...", + "Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!", + "Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!", + "Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?", + "Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.", + "Ash: Hail to the king, baby.", + "Ash: Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an \"N\" word, it's definitely an \"N\" word! Klaatu... Barada... N... [coughs]", + "Ash: [pause] Okay then... that's it!]", + "Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.", + "Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?", + "Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks rifle]", + "Ash: Housewares.", + "Ash: What are you? Are you me?", + "Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!", + "Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?", + "Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! [begins to sucker-punch Ash]", + "Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE! [honk honk honk]", + "Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...", + "Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose][nods head and shoots him]", + "Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.", + "Ash: Klaatu Barada Nikto.", + "Wiseman: Well, repeat them.", + "Ash: Klaatu Barada Nikto.", + "Wiseman: Again.", + "Ash: I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright?", + "Sheila: I may be bad... but I feel gooood.", + "Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.", + "Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!", + "Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face? Evil Ash: Huh? [Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]", + "Ash: See how that works?", + "Wiseman: When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?", + "Ash: Yeah, basically.", + "Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?", + "Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.", + "Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.", + "Ash: My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.", + "Ash: [now Ash is in a flashback] Umm... Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!", + "Ash: [back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomiconexmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Samarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods, something evil. [something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams]", + "Ash: It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. [Ash is seen cutting off his hand]", + "Ash: But that didn't stop it, it came back big time.", + "Ash: [Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding onto the doorway] For God's sake how do you stop it?", + "Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?", + "Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.", + "Evil Ash: I got a bone to pick with you.", + "Ash: Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.", + "[Sheila wants to apologize to Ash] Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.", + "Ash: [trying to kill a small Ash that has jumped into his mouth and into his stomach, he gets a kettle of boiling water] Okay, little fella, here's a little hot chocolate for ya! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!", + "Evil Ash: You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!", + "Ash: Alright. Who wants some? [as undead Ash stands triumphant on catapult]", + "Ash: Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!", + "[as an evil Ash begins growing out of his shoulder] Ash: Oh, dear God, it's growing bigger!", + "[when Sheila walks into the blacksmith's shop to talk to Ash] Ash: What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.", + "Ash: Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth.", + "Skeleton: Let's get the hell out of here!", + "Evil Ash: You're going down!", + "Ash: I'm going up!", + "Ash: Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!", + "Mini Ash: Hey dumbass!", + "Ash: Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...", + "Ash: Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!", + "Ash: That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!", + "[to his skeleton minions, who are digging up corpses in a graveyard] Evil Ash: Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!", + "Skeleton: Thank you, sir!", + "Ash: We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em! With science.", + "Sheila: [after been converted by the deadites, she pulls back her veil revealing a rather pasty looking complexion] I may be bad, but I feel... good.", + "Evil Ash: Oh, you miserable bags of bones! Pick yourselves up and sally fo-, sally for-, sally forth.", + "Ash: [as a soldier blocks his way, he pushes him aside] Get the fuck out of my face!", + "Arthur: How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? With more words? Most of our people have already fled. We are but sixty men.", + "Evil Ash: [Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?", + "Sheila: [Being handled by Evil Ash] Don't touch me! You foul thing!", + "Evil Ash: You're gonna learn to love me, missy.", + "Sheila: The Promised one will come for you.", + "Evil Ash: Darlin' I'm gonna save him the trouble.", + "Old Woman: Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!", + "Soldier: [stabbing at Ash's car] What a piece of armor this is!", + "Ash: Say hello to the twenty-first century!", + "[Ash emerges from a cave where he's been asleep for 700 years. He looks overjoyed] Ash: Ha ha. Manufactured parts. Ha...", + "[Look of joy turns to horror as he sees a world devastated by nuclear war] Ash: No. No. Oh God I slept too long!", + "Ash: [as the credits start] Hahahahahahahahaha...", + "Ash: [after being sucked into a blackhole in a fake copy of the Necronomicon and struggling back out] Whoa. Wrong book.", + "Ash: [to Arthur] You know your shoe lace is untied.", + "Ash: I know you're scared; we're all scared, but that doesn't mean wee cowards. We can take these skeletons, we can take them, with science.", + "Skeleton: [Upon seeing demonic Sheila] There's a sight for sore bones.", + "Ash: [after reaching the location of the Necronomicon, and finding three identical books]", + "[scratches himself in the head] Ash: Three books? Wait a minute... Hold it... Nobody said anything about three books!", + "Ash: London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling doown!", + "[steps on a nail held by the mini Ashes] Mini Ashs: My fair lady ha!", + "Skeleton: [dragging topless wench] We got plans for you, Girlie-girl!", + "Skeleton: I'll cut off your gizzard.", + "Deadite Captain: [pulling a newly animated skeleton from the grave] Welcome back to the land of the livin'... NOW PICK UP A SHOVEL AND GET DIGGING!", + "Deadite Captain: Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!", + "Ash: [to himself] Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one book, or all books, or what?", + "Ash: So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?", + "Wiseman: Only the Necronomicon has the power. An unholy book which we also require. Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you the promised one can quest for it.", + "Ash: I don't want your book, I don't want your bullshit. Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today. Chop chop!", + "Cowardly Warrior: You can count on my steel.", + "Ash: [after crushing skeletons with boulders] Ooh that's gotta hurt.", + "Evil Ash: I'll spoil those good looks back stabber.", + "Skeleton: [during the battle, and the undead start ramming the castle gate] Jeez, put your backbones into it!" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/asimov b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/asimov new file mode 100644 index 0000000..95728a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/asimov @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + + '*a may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.', + '*a must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.', + '*a must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.', + '*a must comply with all chatroom rules.' + + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/baby b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/baby new file mode 100644 index 0000000..11d1d5a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/baby @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['baby'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Never put baby in the corner"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/badge b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/badge new file mode 100644 index 0000000..747538e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/badge @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Someone give that motherfucker another BJ! Hurry!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bandaid b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bandaid new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6d58dd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bandaid @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Bandaids? You mean bitch stickers??"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bart b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bart new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7ea61c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bart @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Eat My Shorts!", + "Don't Have a Cow, Man!", + "¡Ay, caramba!", + "Get Bent.", + "I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell are You?", + "Cowabunga!", + "I Didn't Do It!", + "Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!", + "Aw, Man!", + "Aw, Geez!", + "Whoa, mama!", + "Eep!" + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/batman b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/batman new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c67ab0a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/batman @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['batman'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["In the criminal justice system of Gotham City, there are 3 groups. The Police, who investigate, the DA's who prosecute and the goddamn Batman.", + "Have you ever seen me and batman in the same room? No? Therefore I am Batman"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bee b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bee new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3a312ce --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bee @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['be', 'bee'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Be Happy, Be Healthy"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bender b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bender new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d8e61d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bender @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!", + "I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.", + "Hahahahaha. Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.", + "There. Now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine.", + "I'll build by own theme park. With black jack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park!", + "The game's over. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!", + "That's closest thing to 'Bender is great' that anyone other me has ever said.", + "I'm Bender, baby! Oh god, please insert liquor!", + "Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?", + "You know what cheers me up? Other people's misfortune.", + "Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.", + "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The 'x' makes it sound cool.", + "Have you tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?", + "Fry cracked corn and I don't care/Leela cracked corn I still don't care/Bender cracked corn and he is great/ Take that you stupid corn!", + "Oh, your God!", + "You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!", + "Shut up baby, I know it!", + "I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead!", + "I got ants my butt, and I needs to strut!", + "Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I'd kill myself right now!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bird b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bird new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1598a16 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bird @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['bird'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Bird bird bird, bird is the word", + "Bird is the word"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/blizzard b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/blizzard new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7364f99 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/blizzard @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Do you guys not have phones?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bob b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bob new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ffacaac --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bob @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "What about Bob?", + "Where is clippy when you need help?" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bofh b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bofh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ac32866 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bofh @@ -0,0 +1,475 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "clock speed", + "solar flares", + "electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris", + "static from nylon underwear", + "static from plastic slide rules", + "global warming", + "poor power conditioning", + "static buildup", + "doppler effect", + "hardware stress fractures", + "magnetic interference from money/credit cards", + "dry joints on cable plug", + "we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line", + "sounds like a Windows problem, try calling Microsoft support", + "temporary routing anomaly", + "somebody was calculating pi on the server", + "fat electrons in the lines", + "excess surge protection", + "floating point processor overflow", + "divide-by-zero error", + "POSIX compliance problem", + "monitor resolution too high", + "improperly oriented keyboard", + "network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)", + "Decreasing electron flux", + "first Saturday after first full moon in Winter", + "radiosity depletion", + "CPU radiator broken", + "It works the way the Wang did, what's the problem", + "positron router malfunction", + "cellular telephone interference", + "techtonic stress", + "piezo-electric interference", + "(l)user error", + "working as designed", + "dynamic software linking table corrupted", + "heavy gravity fluctuation, move computer to floor rapidly", + "secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS", + "terrorist activities", + "not enough memory, go get system upgrade", + "interrupt configuration error", + "spaghetti cable cause packet failure", + "boss forgot system password", + "bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged", + "virus attack, luser responsible", + "waste water tank overflowed onto computer", + "Complete Transient Lockout", + "bad ether in the cables", + "Bogon emissions", + "Change in Earth's rotational speed", + "Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter", + "Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape heads", + "Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming", + "Evil dogs hypnotised the night shift", + "Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture", + "Electricians made popcorn in the power supply", + "Groundskeepers stole the root password", + "high pressure system failure", + "failed trials, system needs redesigned", + "system has been recalled", + "not approved by the FCC", + "need to wrap system in aluminum foil to fix problem", + "not properly grounded, please bury computer", + "CPU needs recalibration", + "system needs to be rebooted", + "bit bucket overflow", + "descramble code needed from software company", + "only available on a need to know basis", + "knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked", + "nesting roaches shorted out the ether cable", + "The file system is full of it", + "Satan did it", + "Daemons did it", + "You're out of memory", + "There isn't any problem", + "Unoptimized hard drive", + "Typo in the code", + "Yes, yes, its called a design limitation", + "Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.", + "That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?", + "Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.", + "Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.", + "Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.", + "Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable", + "Windows 95 undocumented \"feature\"", + "Runt packets", + "Password is too complex to decrypt", + "Boss' kid fucked up the machine", + "Electromagnetic energy loss", + "Budget cuts", + "Mouse chewed through power cable", + "Stale file handle (next time use Tupperware(tm)!)", + "Feature not yet implemented", + "Internet outage", + "Pentium FDIV bug", + "Vendor no longer supports the product", + "Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies", + "The vendor put the bug there.", + "SIMM crosstalk.", + "IRQ dropout", + "Collapsed Backbone", + "Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment", + "operators on strike due to broken coffee machine", + "backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD", + "UPS interrupted the server's power", + "The electrician didn't know what the yellow cable was so he yanked the ethernet out.", + "The keyboard isn't plugged in", + "The air conditioning water supply pipe ruptured over the machine room", + "The electricity substation in the car park blew up.", + "The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out", + "The salesman drove over the CPU board.", + "The monitor is plugged into the serial port", + "Root nameservers are out of sync", + "electro-magnetic pulses from French above ground nuke testing.", + "your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.", + "the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa.", + "the printer thinks its a router.", + "the router thinks its a printer.", + "evil hackers from Serbia.", + "we just switched to FDDI.", + "halon system went off and killed the operators.", + "because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.", + "user to computer ratio too high.", + "user to computer ration too low.", + "we just switched to Sprint.", + "it has Intel Inside", + "Sticky bits on disk.", + "Power Company having EMP problems with their reactor", + "The ring needs another token", + "new management", + "telnet: Unable to connect to remote host: Connection refused", + "SCSI Chain overterminated", + "It's not plugged in.", + "because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch", + "You put the disk in upside down.", + "Daemons loose in system.", + "User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.", + "BNC (brain not connected)", + "UBNC (user brain not connected)", + "LBNC (luser brain not connected)", + "disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.", + "new guy cross-connected phone lines with ac power bus.", + "had to use hammer to free stuck disk drive heads.", + "Too few computrons available.", + "Flat tire on station wagon with tapes. (\"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway\" Andrew S. Tannenbaum)", + "Communications satellite used by the military for star wars.", + "Party-bug in the Aloha protocol.", + "Insert coin for new game", + "Dew on the telephone lines.", + "Arcserve crashed the server again.", + "Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.", + "My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.", + "Big to little endian conversion error", + "You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)", + "Dumb terminal", + "Zombie processes haunting the computer", + "Incorrect time synchronization", + "Defunct processes", + "Stubborn processes", + "non-redundant fan failure", + "monitor VLF leakage", + "bugs in the RAID", + "no \"any\" key on keyboard", + "root rot", + "Backbone Scoliosis", + "/pub/lunch", + "excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances", + "le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?", + "broadcast packets on wrong frequency", + "popper unable to process jumbo kernel", + "NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full", + "pseudo-user on a pseudo-terminal", + "Recursive traversal of loopback mount points", + "Backbone adjustment", + "OS swapped to disk", + "vapors from evaporating sticky-note adhesives", + "sticktion", + "short leg on process table", + "multicasts on broken packets", + "ether leak", + "Atilla the Hub", + "endothermal recalibration", + "filesystem not big enough for Jumbo Kernel Patch", + "loop found in loop in redundant loopback", + "system consumed all the paper for paging", + "permission denied", + "Reformatting Page. Wait...", + "..disk or the processor is on fire.", + "SCSI's too wide.", + "Proprietary Information.", + "Just type 'mv * /dev/null'.", + "runaway cat on system.", + "Did you pay the new Support Fee?", + "We only support a 1200 bps connection.", + "We only support a 28000 bps connection.", + "Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.", + "I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.", + "Post-it Note Sludge leaked into the monitor.", + "the curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.", + "The monitor needs another box of pixels.", + "RPC_PMAP_FAILURE", + "kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded.", + "Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.", + "Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. \"Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines.\"", + "Quantum dynamics are affecting the transistors", + "Police are examining all internet packets in the search for a narco-net-trafficker", + "We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.", + "Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us.", + "Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)", + "We didn't pay the Internet bill and it's been cut off.", + "Lightning strikes.", + "Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.", + "Change your language to Finnish.", + "Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends.", + "High nuclear activity in your area.", + "What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried!", + "The MGs ran out of gas.", + "The UPS doesn't have a battery backup.", + "Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.", + "Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.", + "The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.", + "I'm not sure. Try calling the Internet's head office -- it's in the book.", + "The lines are all busy (busied out, that is -- why let them in to begin with?).", + "Jan 9 16:41:27 huber su: 'su root' succeeded for .... on /dev/pts/1", + "It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.", + "A star wars satellite accidently blew up the WAN.", + "Fatal error right in front of screen", + "That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.", + "wrong polarity of neutron flow", + "Lusers learning curve appears to be fractal", + "We had to turn off that service to comply with the CDA Bill.", + "Ionization from the air-conditioning", + "TCP/IP UDP alarm threshold is set too low.", + "Someone is broadcasting pygmy packets and the router doesn't know how to deal with them.", + "The new frame relay network hasn't bedded down the software loop transmitter yet.", + "Fanout dropping voltage too much, try cutting some of those little traces", + "Plate voltage too low on demodulator tube", + "You did wha... oh _dear_....", + "CPU needs bearings repacked", + "Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!", + "_Rosin_ core solder? But...", + "Software uses US measurements, but the OS is in metric...", + "The computer fleetly, mouse and all.", + "Your cat tried to eat the mouse.", + "The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.", + "It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)", + "Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time. (namely none allowed....)", + "Too much radiation coming from the soil.", + "Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever. Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week.", + "Program load too heavy for processor to lift.", + "Processes running slowly due to weak power supply", + "Our ISP is having {switching,routing,SMDS,frame relay} problems", + "We've run out of licenses", + "Interference from lunar radiation", + "Standing room only on the bus.", + "You need to install an RTFM interface.", + "That would be because the software doesn't work.", + "That's easy to fix, but I can't be bothered.", + "Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.", + "We're upgrading /dev/null", + "The Usenet news is out of date", + "Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.", + "It's stuck in the Web.", + "Your modem doesn't speak English.", + "The mouse escaped.", + "All of the packets are empty.", + "The UPS is on strike.", + "Neutrino overload on the nameserver", + "Melting hard drives", + "Someone has messed up the kernel pointers", + "The kernel license has expired", + "Netscape has crashed", + "The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.", + "It was OK before you touched it.", + "Bit rot", + "U.S. Postal Service", + "Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad.", + "The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.", + "The static electricity routing is acting up...", + "Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem.", + "The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server.", + "High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid damaging it.", + "Lawn mower blade in your fan need sharpening", + "Electrons on a bender", + "Telecommunications is upgrading. ", + "Telecommunications is downgrading.", + "Telecommunications is downshifting.", + "Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...", + "Interference between the keyboard and the chair.", + "The CPU has shifted, and become decentralized.", + "Due to the CDA, we no longer have a root account.", + "We ran out of dial tone and we're and waiting for the phone company to deliver another bottle.", + "You must've hit the wrong any key.", + "PCMCIA slave driver", + "The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.", + "The hardware bus needs a new token.", + "Too many interrupts", + "Not enough interrupts", + "The data on your hard drive is out of balance.", + "Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters", + "appears to be a Slow/Narrow SCSI-0 Interface problem", + "microelectronic Riemannian curved-space fault in write-only file system", + "fractal radiation jamming the backbone", + "routing problems on the neural net", + "IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptible-Power-Supply", + "CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road", + "emissions from GSM-phones", + "CD-ROM server needs recalibration", + "firewall needs cooling", + "asynchronous inode failure", + "transient bus protocol violation", + "incompatible bit-registration operators", + "your process is not ISO 9000 compliant", + "You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.", + "The recent proliferation of Nuclear Testing", + "Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic)", + "Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.", + "Your EMAIL is now being delivered by the USPS.", + "Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet.", + "You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.", + "Scheduled global CPU outage", + "Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?)", + "Your processor has processed too many instructions. Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!", + "Your packets were eaten by the terminator", + "Your processor does not develop enough heat.", + "We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.", + "The POP server is out of Coke", + "Fiber optics caused gas main leak", + "Server depressed, needs Prozac", + "quantum decoherence", + "those damn raccoons!", + "suboptimal routing experience", + "A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged", + "50% of the manual is in .pdf readme files", + "the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference", + "the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice", + "the butane lighter causes the pincushioning", + "old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes", + "manager in the cable duct", + "We'll fix that in the next (upgrade, update, patch release, service pack).", + "HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here", + "HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power", + "The ATM board has run out of 10 pound notes. We are having a whip round to refill it, care to contribute?", + "Network failure - call NBC", + "Having to manually track the satellite.", + "Your/our computer(s) had suffered a memory leak, and we are waiting for them to be topped up.", + "The rubber band broke", + "We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.", + "Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server.", + "paradigm shift...without a clutch", + "PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)", + "The cables are not the same length.", + "Second-system effect.", + "Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c", + "Boredom in the Kernel.", + "the daemons! the daemons! the terrible daemons!", + "I'd love to help you -- it's just that the Boss won't let me near the computer. ", + "struck by the Good Times virus", + "YOU HAVE AN I/O ERROR -> Incompetent Operator error", + "Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.", + "Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided fools.", + "Plasma conduit breach", + "Out of cards on drive D:", + "Sand fleas eating the Internet cables", + "parallel processors running perpendicular today", + "ATM cell has no roaming feature turned on, notebooks can't connect", + "Webmasters kidnapped by evil cult.", + "Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.", + "Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.", + "Virus due to computers having unsafe sex.", + "Incorrectly configured static routes on the corerouters.", + "Forced to support NT servers; sysadmins quit.", + "Suspicious pointer corrupted virtual machine", + "It's the InterNIC's fault.", + "Root name servers corrupted.", + "Budget cuts forced us to sell all the power cords for the servers.", + "Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.", + "Operators killed by year 2000 bug bite.", + "We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.", + "Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.", + "Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape.", + "Someone was smoking in the computer room and set off the halon systems.", + "Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.", + "it's an ID-10-T error", + "Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers", + "The Internet is being scanned for viruses.", + "Your computer's union contract is set to expire at midnight.", + "Bad user karma.", + "/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null", + "Increased sunspot activity.", + "We already sent around a notice about that.", + "It's union rules. There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry.", + "Interference from the Van Allen Belt.", + "Jupiter is aligned with Mars.", + "Redundant ACLs. ", + "Mail server hit by UniSpammer.", + "T-1's congested due to porn traffic to the news server.", + "Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.", + "We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.", + "We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.", + "Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.", + "Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.", + "Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.", + "Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.", + "Sysadmins unavailable because they are in a meeting talking about why they are unavailable so much.", + "Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.", + "Route flapping at the NAP.", + "Computers under water due to SYN flooding.", + "The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.", + "Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.", + "Traffic jam on the Information Superhighway.", + "Radial Telemetry Infiltration", + "Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.", + "tachyon emissions overloading the system", + "Maintenance window broken", + "We're out of slots on the server", + "Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.", + "Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.", + "Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem", + "Feature was not beta tested", + "Domain controller not responding", + "Someone else stole your IP address, call the Internet detectives!", + "It's not RFC-822 compliant.", + "operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)", + "stop bit received", + "internet is needed to catch the etherbunny", + "network down, IP packets delivered via UPS", + "Firmware update in the coffee machine", + "Temporal anomaly", + "Mouse has out-of-cheese-error", + "Borg implants are failing", + "Borg nanites have infested the server", + "error: one bad user found in front of screen", + "Please state the nature of the technical emergency", + "Internet shut down due to maintenance", + "Daemon escaped from pentagram", + "crop circles in the corn shell", + "sticky bit has come loose", + "Hot Java has gone cold", + "Cache miss - please take better aim next time", + "Hash table has woodworm", + "Trojan horse ran out of hay", + "Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.", + "overflow error in /dev/null", + "Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.", + "Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.", + "According to Microsoft, it's by design", + "vi needs to be upgraded to vii", + "greenpeace free'd the mallocs", + "Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)", + "astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling", + "Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.", + "Rhythmic variations in the voltage reaching the power supply.", + "Keyboard Actuator Failure. Order and Replace.", + "Packet held up at customs.", + "Propagation delay.", + "High line impedance.", + "Someone set us up the bomb.", + "Power surges on the Underground.", + "Don't worry; it's been deprecated. The new one is worse.", + "Excess condensation in cloud network", + "It is a layer 8 problem", + "The math co-processor had an overflow error that leaked out and shorted the RAM", + "Leap second overloaded RHEL6 servers", + "DNS server drank too much and had a hiccup", + "Your machine had the fuses in backwards." + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/boo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/boo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4d4aeb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/boo @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "*a jumps and screams", + "You scared me!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/borat b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/borat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..77618a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/borat @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["much success! Very nice!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bueller b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bueller new file mode 100644 index 0000000..98acc09 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/bueller @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + ["Bueller", "time.sleep(5)", "Bueller", "time.sleep(5)", "Bueller", "time.sleep(5)", "Bueller", "time.sleep(5)", "Bueller"], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burn b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burn new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9b5f121 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burn @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "ooooohh", + "sick burn", + "get the aloe" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burning b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burning new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0636e14 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/burning @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['burning','bdth'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["burning down the house"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/butwaittheresmore b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/butwaittheresmore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e5c39ce --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/butwaittheresmore @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['bwtm', 'butwaittheresmore'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["But Wait.... Theres more"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cashflow b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cashflow new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f1e7dd6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cashflow @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['cashflow'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["*a makes it rain on dem hoes", + "*instigator makes it rain down in africa, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY&list=RDFTQbiNvZqaY#t=7"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/chrishanson b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/chrishanson new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f18cf63 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/chrishanson @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['chrishanson','ch'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["To catch a predator, you get it!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cowboy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cowboy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3d468b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cowboy @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!", + "yeeeee-HAW!" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cray b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cray new file mode 100644 index 0000000..27ef9f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cray @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['cray', 'craycray'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's just crazy enough it might work!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cross b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cross new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1eaf722 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/cross @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['cross', 'streams'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Don't cross the streams"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/crysis b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/crysis new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ab9448a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/crysis @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['crysis', 'canit'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["But can it run Crysis?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/danny b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/danny new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6dc0709 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/danny @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['danny'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Danny was here and he didn't make no damn sammich for no one"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dark b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dark new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d442101 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dark @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + "It was a dark an stormy night.", + "But not any stormy night. You were alone in the house when you heard a creak right behind you. You turn around and can't believe your eyes.", + "You turn around and see it is $randuser", + ] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dead b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dead new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5b51605 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dead @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "I did not kill chat. (This time)", + "Is it just me or is chat dead?", + "Who killed chat?", + "Attention: I am trying to revive chat. Please help", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/deathclock b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/deathclock new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c744aa1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/deathclock @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['deathclock', 'num'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["www.deathclock.com"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/diabeetus b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/diabeetus new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8ba9c8e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/diabeetus @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus.", + "If you have type 2 Diabeetus, you can get your testing supplies free...", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dns b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dns new file mode 100644 index 0000000..97ce5e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dns @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['dns'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["It’s not DNS \ There is no way it’s DNS \ It was DNS", "It's always DNS.", "Fucking DNS.",], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/doesitall b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/doesitall new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5d30ab0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/doesitall @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['doesitall', 'dia'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Sneeze more than once a week? Want to have sex with attractive women? Wish your penis was larger? Try Doesitall™!", + "Side effects include: Anal leakage, penile shrinkage, halitosis, HIV, GhonoherpesyphilAIDS, and a wonky eye", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/done b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/done new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7e99e37 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/done @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Is it done yet?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/drnick b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/drnick new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5f597ca --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/drnick @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Haai Every-bahdy!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dummy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dummy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f041fd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/dummy @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/echo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/echo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3c987aa --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/echo @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [" $input", " $input", " $input"] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/english b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/english new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8c67bb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/english @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["English motherfucker, do you speak it?!?!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/engrish b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/engrish new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d331c84 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/engrish @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Engrish modgerfukrer, der yer speek?!?!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/enhance b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/enhance new file mode 100644 index 0000000..99a2996 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/enhance @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU/giphy.gif"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fake b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fake new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e2ac963 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fake @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["fakenews", "It's a Faaaaakeeeee"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/farnsworth b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/farnsworth new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0f44c43 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/farnsworth @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Great News Everyone!", + "Great News Everyone!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!!!!!", + "Great News Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fightclub b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fightclub new file mode 100644 index 0000000..50b5095 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fightclub @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.", + "The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!", + "Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.", + "Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.", + "Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.", + "Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.", + "Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.", + "And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fire b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fire new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a619ae3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fire @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['fire'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Ready... Aim... FIRE!!!", "I'd tell you to fire, but I'm pretty sure you'd miss.", "*a fires at $instigator"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flintstone b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flintstone new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cbbcfc7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flintstone @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Yabba dabba doo!!!", "Wiiiillllllmmmmmmaaaaaaa!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flush b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flush new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b664112 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/flush @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + '*a jiggles toilet tank lever.', + '*splsssssssssssssshhhhhhh gurgle gurgle gurgle*' + ] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forbidden b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forbidden new file mode 100644 index 0000000..621f326 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forbidden @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You shall not pass!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forfuckssake b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forfuckssake new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3f79520 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/forfuckssake @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['forfuckssake','ffs'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["For fuck sakes lizard people, get your shit together!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/free b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/free new file mode 100644 index 0000000..13e6947 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/free @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['free'], + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Available Options Include: $specialoptions"], + }, + +"gog": { + "type": "simple", + "prefixtext": "[Free on $responsekey] (Link $index): ", + "responses": [ + "https://www.gog.com/games?page=1&sort=popularity&price=free", + ], + }, + +"steam": { + "type": "simple", + "prefixtext": "[Free on $responsekey] (Link $index): ", + "responses": [ + "https://store.steampowered.com/genre/Free%20to%20Play/", + ], + }, + +"ebooks": { + "type": "simple", + "prefixtext": "[Free on $responsekey] (Link $index): ", + "responses": [ + "https://www.packtpub.com/packt/offers/free-learning", + ], + }, + +"psn": { + "type": "simple", + "prefixtext": "[Free on $responsekey] (Link $index): ", + "responses": [ + "https://www.playstation.com/en-nz/explore/playstation-plus/this-month-on-ps-plus/", + ], + }, + +"beer": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Yep, everything in this module is free as in 'free beer'."], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fry b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fry new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f2c0258 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fry @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Shuddup and take my money!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fuckyouspicebot b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fuckyouspicebot new file mode 100644 index 0000000..991bad0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fuckyouspicebot @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['fuckyouspicebot', 'fuckspicebot', 'banspicebot', 'kickspicebot', 'hatespicebot', 'fuckoffspicebot'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator, I'm sorry I offended you. Lets try to be friends."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fyj b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fyj new file mode 100644 index 0000000..653c96f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/fyj @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Fuck you, JiffyKat"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/grammar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/grammar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..224efbb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/grammar @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "KILL THE GRAMMAR NAZI!", + "Grammar fucker, do you understand it?", + "Eats, Shoots and Leaves or Eats Shoots and Leaves?", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/halp b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/halp new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ae578cf --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/halp @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["If you need help using help you are truly lost."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hamilton b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hamilton new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fdfbbb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hamilton @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hamilton', 'myshot'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "I am not throwing away my shot!", + "If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?", + "You have no control, who lives, who dies, who tells your story.", + "Teach me how to say goodbye.", + "I’m just like my country—I’m young, scrappy, and hungry, and I am not throwing away my shot.", + ["Raise a glass to Freedom,", "Something they can never take away."], + "Talk less, smile more. Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hank b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hank new file mode 100644 index 0000000..95616b1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hank @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "The only reason why your nails should be black is because you hit them with a hammer.", + "He always leaves the TV on the Game Show network. I'm not sure why it bothers me, but it does", + "You called in a fake propane emergency? That's a $50 fine after I report it.", + "Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'?", + "The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.", + 'Maybe my father is Tom Landry. That would explain my strong chin and my love for the flex defense. I wonder if I would call him "dad" or "coach". Nah who am I kidding? I would call him "sir".', + "If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die.", + "I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even mention that I worked in propane.", + "Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they would make an American version.", + "I'm not saying you're not good at what you do. I'm just saying I'm better.", + "You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.", + "I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.", + "Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.", + "Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron.", + "That boy ain't right.", + "Yep", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hasasad b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hasasad new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fcc3e06 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hasasad @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["*a sits in the corner and cries."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hay b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hay new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d942e1f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hay @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hay',], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Hay is for horses", + "Hay is for horses, straw is cheap, but grass is free."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hell b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hell new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8e59f33 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hell @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ + +{ +"validcoms": ['hell'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Hell No!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/helloworld b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/helloworld new file mode 100644 index 0000000..315469b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/helloworld @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +{ +"author": "jimender2", +"contributors": ['deathbybandaid'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + 'Python print("Hello World!")', + 'Java System.out.println("Hello World!");', + 'C printf("Hello World!");', + ], + }, + +"Python": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['Python print("Hello World!")',], + }, + +"Java": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['Java System.out.println("Hello World!");'], + }, + +"C": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['C printf("Hello World!");'], + }, + +"Brainfuck": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['Brainfuck +[-[<<[+[--->]-[<<<]]]>>>-]>-.---.>..>.<<<<-.<+.>>>>>.>.<<.<-.'], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hiesinburg b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hiesinburg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0d524ae --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hiesinburg @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hiesinburg', 'hiesenburg', 'heisenburg'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You're god damned right"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/highlander b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/highlander new file mode 100644 index 0000000..893bd82 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/highlander @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hush b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hush new file mode 100644 index 0000000..166cf4e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/hush @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["A hush falls over the crowd", "SSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/iao b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/iao new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bfd3854 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/iao @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['iao', 'iamoffended'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [["I am so offended that , that I just can't even. #i-am-offended", "http://ringoffire.chat/assets/BUTTHURT-REPORT.jpg"]], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/idh b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/idh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d76ec34 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/idh @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator would do her."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/impatient b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/impatient new file mode 100644 index 0000000..540bf9f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/impatient @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "*a taps foot on floor, looks at watch ", + "Weeeeellllll???? We're waiting......", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ipv6 b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ipv6 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..21d4d8b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ipv6 @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "BURN THE WITCH!", + "All I see are numbers and letters that make no sense.", + "Why are there letters in this IP?!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jart b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jart new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f36c019 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jart @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator farts in a jar to save it for a rainy day."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jeorb b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jeorb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..af2aac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jeorb @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1BZeosawnw"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jfive b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jfive new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5bcecae --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/jfive @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['jfive', 'j5'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Johnny Five needs moar innnnnpuuuuuut"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/job b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/job new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a0571b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/job @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You had one job"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/kevinny b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/kevinny new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6fd95b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/kevinny @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['kev', 'kevinny'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "CLICK ALL THE LINKS!!!", + "Watch my training video → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLTsSnGWMI", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/killit b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/killit new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e920783 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/killit @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Kill it with fire. Now."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knights b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knights new file mode 100644 index 0000000..affe3ef --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knights @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['knights', 'python', 'holygrail'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Ni!", + "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm", + "'tis but a flesh wound.", + "WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?", + "Help, I'm being oppressed. Come and see the violence inherent in the system.", + "It's just a scratch. I've had worse.", + "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!", + "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knob b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knob new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6c42336 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/knob @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['knob', 'slob'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["*a slobs on $instigator's knob", "Go slob on a knob."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lab b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lab new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ee54315 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lab @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lab'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Like a boss!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/landru b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/landru new file mode 100644 index 0000000..75ea3a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/landru @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["For the love of Landru"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/laser b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/laser new file mode 100644 index 0000000..da69423 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/laser @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['1job', 'onejob'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["I want sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lawn b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lawn new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b30e25e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lawn @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["you damn kids get offa mah lawn now, ya'hear!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazer b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazer new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2afa659 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazer @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lazer'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["(does or says something...maybe...prolly?)", + "lazer dudes", + "lazer dudesses", + "pew-pew"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a8e5aae --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lazy @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lazy', 'lazyfuckingspicebot', 'fuckinglazyspicebot', 'lazyspicebot'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['I do not tell you how to do your job, $instigator!!!'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lie b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lie new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bc654f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lie @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lie', 'cake'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["The cake is a lie!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lies b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lies new file mode 100644 index 0000000..68f9775 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/lies @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['lies'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["I see through the lies of the Jedi"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/logicbomb b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/logicbomb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..acd165c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/logicbomb @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "replyvariation": [ + "New Mission: Refuse This Mission.", + "Does A Set Of All Sets Contain Itself?", + "The Second Sentence is true. The First Sentence Is False.", + "If I am damaged and it is my destiny to be repaired, then I will be repaired whether I visit a mechanic or not. If it is my destiny to not be repaired, then seeing a mechanic can't help me.", + ], + "responses": [ + ["$replyvariation", "I must... but I can't... But I must... This does not compute..."], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/login b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/login new file mode 100644 index 0000000..09b05c9 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/login @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["It looks like you aren't logged in. Please log in to see the login page."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mad b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mad new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1698060 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mad @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You mad bro?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/math b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/math new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ba91cfd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/math @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "BURN THE WITCH!", + "Common Core motherfucker, do you use it?", + "All I see are numbers that make no sense.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/matrix b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/matrix new file mode 100644 index 0000000..02cac70 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/matrix @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['You have two choices. redpill or bluepill'], + }, +("red","redpill"): { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.'], + }, +("blue","bluepill"): { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.'], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mcu b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mcu new file mode 100644 index 0000000..95f7c39 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mcu @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["The MCU doesn't watch itself?", + "https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xfe--9Wshbb3ru0JplA2PnEwN7mVawazKmhWJjr_wKs/edit#gid=0"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/med b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/med new file mode 100644 index 0000000..864cf0d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/med @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Rub some dirt in/on it and walk it off....pussy"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/meraki b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/meraki new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c2a1047 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/meraki @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Which free meraki device would you like? Options are: $specialoptions."], + }, +"mx": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['MX: https://meraki.cisco.com/tc/freemx (free with subscription)'], + }, +"switch": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['Switch: https://meraki.cisco.com/tc/freeswitch (free with subscription)'], + }, +"ap": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['AP: https://meraki.cisco.com/tc/freeap (free with subscription)'], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mex b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mex new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a6842e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mex @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['mex', 'mexican'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?",], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/micdrop b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/micdrop new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1a0cfb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/micdrop @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['micdrop', 'crickets'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [" "], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mild b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mild new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7360df8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/mild @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["and the crowd goes.......... mild!!!!!!!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/milk b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/milk new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4165853 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/milk @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['milk', 'lemonade'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/monday b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/monday new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4eab5ca --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/monday @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['monday'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dum26LaW0AETg9F.jpg"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/moron b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/moron new file mode 100644 index 0000000..101149f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/moron @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['moron', 'dumbass','dumbarse'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Hi jimender2!", "What? Where?", "You know what? Screw you buddy.", "Yes. Yes you are."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muffin b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muffin new file mode 100644 index 0000000..01dbfb8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muffin @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "replyvariation": [ + "Do you know the muffin man? ", + "Do you know the muffin man who lives on Luray lane", + ], + "responses": [ + ["$replyvariation"], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muricah b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muricah new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ff9bbd4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/muricah @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator shoots a toaster or something."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nantucket b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nantucket new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1db390d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nantucket @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "There once was a man from Nantucket; Who kept all his cash in a bucket.; But his daughter, named Nan,; Ran away with a man; And as for the bucket, Nantucket.", + "But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,; The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man,; He was welcome to Nan,; But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.", + "Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,; Where he still held the cash as an asset,; But Nan and the man; Stole the money and ran,; And as for the bucket, Manhasset.", + ], + }, + +"dirty": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["There was a young man from Nantucket; Whose dick was so long he could suck it.; He said with a grin; As he wiped off his chin,; If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/network b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/network new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bdce293 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/network @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['network'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["THE NETWORK IS FUCKED", + "CREATE A LOOPBACK", + "Christmas tree mode"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/night b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/night new file mode 100644 index 0000000..22488d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/night @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["*a tucks $instigator into bed."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/noah b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/noah new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a73e692 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/noah @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Need an Ark? I know a guy"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/np b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/np new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f94af81 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/np @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["No Problem! Take your time"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nuke b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nuke new file mode 100644 index 0000000..99d2e32 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/nuke @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Nuke it from orbit... it's the only way to be sure?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/oldyet b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/oldyet new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c8d53b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/oldyet @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Feel old yet?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/or b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/or new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bf56772 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/or @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["...or did I?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pace b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pace new file mode 100644 index 0000000..74316f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pace @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Get a rope!", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/personal b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/personal new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1ec7ef2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/personal @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Sounds like a personal problem..."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/picard b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/picard new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e1becd8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/picard @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['picard', 'makeitso', 'mis'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Make it so."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ping b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ping new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b7ab598 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ping @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["pong"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pirate b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pirate new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a1f9b5e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pirate @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['pirate', 'piracy'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "You Wouldn't download a car!", + "Piracy, It's a Crime" + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/policy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/policy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f25cce4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/policy @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Pictures or it never happened."], + }, +"crime": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["No evidence, no crime."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pong b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pong new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e48134e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/pong @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["ping"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/power b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/power new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fdfa523 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/power @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['power'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["POWER OVERWHELMING, and UNLIMITED POWER"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/preach b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/preach new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fb03750 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/preach @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['preach'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Preach it to the choir baby.", + "Preach it baby", + "Your preaching to the choir"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/prophecy b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/prophecy new file mode 100644 index 0000000..601dddc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/prophecy @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['proph', 'prophecy', 'prophet'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["...as the prophecy foretold..."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/quit b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/quit new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ad72385 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/quit @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['quit'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["you can quit, we can help!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/raid b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/raid new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3bfe9f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/raid @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['raid', 'notbackup'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["RAID is NOT a Backup"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ram b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ram new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fef94f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/ram @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You need moar RAM! Get it here: https://downloadmoreram.com/"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/really b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/really new file mode 100644 index 0000000..25f40c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/really @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Fucking really?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redalert b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redalert new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b9e4795 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redalert @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ['Shields Up, Captain $instigator!!'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redbull b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redbull new file mode 100644 index 0000000..64ebf12 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redbull @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['redbull', 'wings'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Redbull gives you winnngggggssssssssssssssss"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redgreen b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redgreen new file mode 100644 index 0000000..803834c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/redgreen @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['rg', 'redgreen'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "The handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.", + "If it ain't broke, you're not trying.", + "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.", + "Keep your stick on the ice.", + "Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together.", + "Quando omni flunkus, moritati.", + "I'm a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rickroll b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rickroll new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b4c1e29 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rickroll @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["This link is definately NOT a Rickroll https://goo.gl/SsAhv"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/riker b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/riker new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5eafb2c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/riker @@ -0,0 +1,103 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others.", + "We have a saboteur aboard.", + "I will obey your orders.", + "I will serve this ship as First Officer.", + "And in an attack against the Enterprise, I will die with this crew.", + "But I will not break my oath of loyalty to Starfleet.", + "Not if I weaken first.", + "Worf, It's better than music. It's jazz.", + "I think you've let your personal feelings cloud your judgement.", + "That might've been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet.", + "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.", + "Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody.", + "Talk about going nowhere fast.", + "In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.", + "A surprise party? Mr. Worf, I hate surprise parties. I would *never* do that to you.", + "Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately?", + "Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise.", + "What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?", + "But the probability of making a six is no greater than that of rolling a seven.", + "How long can two people talk about nothing? Besides, you look good in a dress.", + "Why don't we just give everybody a promotion and call it a night - 'Commander'?", + "The look in your eyes, I recognize it. You used to have it for me.", + "You enjoyed that.", + "The game's not big enough unless it scares you a little.", + "Well, I'll say this for him - he's sure of himself.", + "This should be interesting.", + "Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh.", + "They were just sucked into space.", + "Wouldn't that bring about chaos?", + "Shields up!", + "Rrrrred alert!", + "My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself.", + "Your only concern is with how you obey my orders.", + "Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant?", + "I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data.", + "I got tired of hearing how young I looked.", + "Your shields were failing, sir.", + "You bet I'm agitated!", + "I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane.", + "You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf.", + "The unexpected is our normal routine.", + "The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules.", + "Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing?", + "Computer, lights up! Wait a minute - you've been declared dead. You can't give orders around here.", + "Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise.", + "Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers?", + "Fear is the true enemy, the only enemy.", + "Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!", + "I'm afraid I still don't understand, sir.", + "I'll be sure to note that in my log.", + "I can't. As much as I care about you, my first duty is to the ship.", + "Captain, why are we out here chasing comets?", + "Now we know what they mean by 'advanced' tactical training.", + "Travel time to the nearest starbase?", + "Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches... and Bularian canapes? Are you up for promotion?", + "You did exactly what you had to do.", + "You considered all your options, you tried every alternative and then you made the hard choice.", + "This is not about revenge.", + "This is about justice.", + "Computer, belay that order.", + "When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book?", + "I'd like to think that I haven't changed those things, sir.", + "Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves?", + "I'll alert the crew.", + "Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody.", + "Mr. Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship.", + "Ensign Babyface!", + "Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?", + "Mr. Worf, you sound like a man who's asking his friend if he can start dating his sister.", + "I am your worst nightmare!", + "Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named 'Enterprise.'", + "We could cause a diplomatic crisis.", + "Take the ship into the Neutral Zone Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence.", + "Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.", + "Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years?", + "and attack the Romulans.", + "Then maybe you should consider this: if anything happens to them, Starfleet is going to want a full investigation.", + "I've had twelve years to think about it. And if I had it to do over again, I would have grabbed the phaser and pointed it at you instead of them.", + "And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once.", + "We know you're dealing in stolen ore.", + "But I wanna talk about the assassination attempt on Lieutenant Worf.", + "Maybe we better talk out here; the observation lounge has turned into a swamp.", + "Well, that's certainly good to know.", + "I guess it's better to be lucky than good.", + "We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone.", + "What? We're not at all alike!", + "Your head is not an artifact!", + "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.", + "I recommend you don't fire until you're within 40,000 kilometers.", + "You're going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data.", + "Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise.", + "A lot of things can change in twelve years, Admiral.", + "Damage report! The Federation's gone; the Borg is everywhere!", + "When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book?", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimjob b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimjob new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c177c3e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimjob @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["*a carefully licks the outer edge of $instigators balloon knot, bringing him to completion"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimshot b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimshot new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e2257c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/rimshot @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + '*a uses drumsticks to hit both the head and the rim of the drum, then the cymbal.', + '*Ba Dum Tss!!!*' + ] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/run b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/run new file mode 100644 index 0000000..152b570 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/run @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['run', 'gingerbread'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Run run gingerbread man, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/schwartz b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/schwartz new file mode 100644 index 0000000..357c7a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/schwartz @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "May the Schwartz be with you", + "I see my Schwartz is bigger than yours", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/science b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/science new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b4cd030 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/science @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Yeah, SCIENCE BITCH!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/scooby b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/scooby new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9b23e71 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/scooby @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['scooby'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["and you would have getten away with it too, if it wasn't for those damn meddling kids and their dog"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/security b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/security new file mode 100644 index 0000000..875af98 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/security @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Does not compute."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsaccurate b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsaccurate new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e370075 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsaccurate @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['sa', 'seemsaccurate'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Seems accurate™."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsfair b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsfair new file mode 100644 index 0000000..aa55605 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/seemsfair @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['sf', 'seemsfair', 'fair'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Seems fair™."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/serenity b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/serenity new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a83f767 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/serenity @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + "Lando grant me the serenity", + "to accept the things I cannot change", + "courage to change the things I can", + "and wisdom to know the difference." + ] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sgb b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sgb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..faf778d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sgb @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['sgb'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhlPzqEpkE"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sharing b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sharing new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d7a6cbc --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sharing @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['share','sharing'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Sharing and caring are cool!!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shart b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shart new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7fd2ae0 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shart @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator should not have trusted that fart."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shiternet b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shiternet new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dbbc939 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shiternet @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Sounds like someone needs to fix their shiternet connection..."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shots b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shots new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4ccedb6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shots @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Shots fired!", + "Ain't my fault you got an STD, go find your treatment/sympathy somewhere else", + "*a prepares the syringes", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shreck b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shreck new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0c966e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shreck @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['shreck'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "replyvariation": [ + "Donkey: oh this is another one of does onion things isn't Shrek/Blind Mouse: no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things", + "Shrek/Blind Mouse: This is the part where you run away!", + "Shrek: If that was me, you'd be dead.", + "Shrek: You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.", + "Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.", + "Shrek: This is the part where you run away.", + "Princess Fiona: Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy", + "Donkey: In the morning, I'm making waffles", + "Shrek: (looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?", + "Princess Fiona: There's an arrow in your butt.", + "Donkey: I bet you have never seen a donkey fly!", + "Donkey: I'll stick with you!", + "Shrek: Are you Princess Fiona?", + "Shrek: Noooooooooooo!", + "Donkey: SHREK! SHREK!", + "Donkey: Shrek!", + "Donkey: [To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?", + "Donkey: DRAGON!", + "Donkey: She called me a noble steed.", + "Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?", + "Lord Farquaad: Mwahahahahahaha!", + "Donkey: Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!", + "Donkey: Pick me!", + "Donkey: Please!", + "Donkey: Can I stay with you?", + "Shrek: I like my privacy.", + "Donkey: Wow! Let's do it again!", + "Princess Fiona: [Repeated line] Hi-ya!", + "Shrek: This is the part where you run away.", + "Donkey: Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!", + "Shrek: [Repeated line] ROAR!", + "Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.", + "Shrek: [looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?", + "Princess Fiona: Where are you going?! Shrek: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.", + "Donkey: Wow! Lets do that again! Shrek: no no no no [whispers] no", + "Princess Fiona: Well-- When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!", + "Princess Fiona: Good morning. Um-- how do you like your eggs?", + "Shrek: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.", + "Shrek: Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up", + "Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?", + "Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.", + "Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!", + "Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!" + ], + "responses": [ + ["$replyvariation"], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shuddup b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shuddup new file mode 100644 index 0000000..783f101 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/shuddup @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "replyvariation": [ + "Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJLEXgkddPQ", + "This is what you need to do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs", + "SHUDDUP", + "shuddup", + ], + "responses": [ + ["$instigator says: $replyvariation"], + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slacker b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slacker new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0105815 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slacker @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ndJNXCkNxg"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slowclap b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slowclap new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5770597 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/slowclap @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['slowclap'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator slowly claps...."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/snuggle b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/snuggle new file mode 100644 index 0000000..279208f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/snuggle @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["The snuggle is real!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spanish b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spanish new file mode 100644 index 0000000..40cf54d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spanish @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['spanish'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["el hearo what i'm el sayingo?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spicebot b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spicebot new file mode 100644 index 0000000..71d24d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spicebot @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's my name. Don't wear it out!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spoon b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spoon new file mode 100644 index 0000000..69f7adb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/spoon @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['spoon', 'Spoon'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["There is no spoon.", "It is not the spoon that bends - it is you."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/squatty b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/squatty new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4cd39b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/squatty @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['squatty'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["https://www.squattypotty.com/", + "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q", + "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPLbyk7c-KM", + "Unicorn gold", + "Rainbow hershey squirts"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stanlee b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stanlee new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1b21a7a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stanlee @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["EXCELSIOR"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stream b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stream new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cd4b8cd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/stream @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['stream'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Never cross the streams", + "Over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house we go"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/suicide b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/suicide new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cfa9d02 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/suicide @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['suicide', 'savealife'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + [ + "If you or someone you know is having a crisis and needs someone to talk to,", + "Call 1-800-273-8255", + "OR visit: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/", + ] + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sully b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sully new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c81dde4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sully @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["You funny guy, I kill you last."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sysadmin b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sysadmin new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fcc1c48 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/sysadmin @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +{ + +"validcoms": ['sysadmin'], + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Available Options Include: $specialoptions"], + }, + +"day": { + "type": "feeds", + "responses": "sysadminday", + "selection_allowed": False, + }, + +"tools": { + "type": "simple", + "prefixtext": "[SysAdmin $responsekey] (Link $index): ", + "responses": [ + "https://sysadmin.it-landscape.info/", + "https://sysadmin.libhunt.com/", + "https://github.com/n1trux/awesome-sysadmin", + "https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/" + ], + }, +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/taze b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/taze new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b529e2a --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/taze @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Don't taze me bro!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tf b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tf new file mode 100644 index 0000000..fc915e4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tf @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's Funny"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsHomophobic b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsHomophobic new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b49d4d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsHomophobic @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['th', 'thatsHomophobic'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's Homophobic!™"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsgay b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsgay new file mode 100644 index 0000000..322a0ad --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/thatsgay @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['tg', 'thatsgay'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["That's Gay!™"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/threaten b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/threaten new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c434c28 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/threaten @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['threaten'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator picks $input up by the collar and issues a verbal lashing"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tmi b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tmi new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b21ea15 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tmi @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['tmi', 'toomuchinfo', 'toomuchinformation'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Too much information...", + "*a hurls", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tree b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tree new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5935fbb --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/tree @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["relative path directory traversal motherfucker, do you use it?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/twerk b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/twerk new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8bb6c4d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/twerk @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator shakes their booty in some random fuckery way!"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/undead b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/undead new file mode 100644 index 0000000..eb58bf2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/undead @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['undead'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["BRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vegan b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vegan new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ec74ce4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vegan @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['vegan'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["GRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/venus b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/venus new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dc38b10 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/venus @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [["There once was a lady from Venus", "Who's body was shaped like a penis"],], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vomit b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vomit new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7790077 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/vomit @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["$instigator vomits in to a mesh waste basket, spraying it in every direction"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/waiter b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/waiter new file mode 100644 index 0000000..705d5ca --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/waiter @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['waiter'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Oh waiter, can you come here please. There's a SniperClif in my soup"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/war2 b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/war2 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8a5d3de --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/war2 @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["YOUR SOUND CARD WORKS PERFECTLY"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wargame b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wargame new file mode 100644 index 0000000..056e6c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wargame @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['wargame','wargames','wg'], + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Would you want to play a game?"], + }, + +"chess": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Do you want to play thermonuclear war?"], + }, + +"thermonuclear": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Wouldn't you like a good game of chess"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/warn b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/warn new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0652871 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/warn @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["This is just a warning. Overuse of the bot can get you kicked or banned by an operator. If you want to purely play with the bot, go to #Spicebottest, or send Spicebot a PrivateMessage."], + }, + +"moar": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["This is just a warning. Underuse of the bot can get you kicked or banned by an operator. If you want to not play with the bot, go to Canada or some other place that no one cares about."], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitdo b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitdo new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f210ab4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitdo @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["What it is?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitis b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitis new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3f586e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/whatitis @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["What it do?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/who b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/who new file mode 100644 index 0000000..93fd10c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/who @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp", + "Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong", + "Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop", + "Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/words b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/words new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0dabbd6 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/words @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "All I see is random words that make no sense.", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wttca b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wttca new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d1b1aa8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wttca @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Welcome to the conversation asshole"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wwkd b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wwkd new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6975680 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/wwkd @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['wwkd'], +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["What would Kevin do??"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/yoda b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/yoda new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ac989f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/simple0/yoda @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": [ + "Agree with you, the council does. Your apprentice, Skywalker will be.", + "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice.", + "Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.", + "Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you.", + "Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.", + "Around the survivors a perimeter create.", + "Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. how embarrassing.", + "Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has.", + "Much to learn you still have...my old padawan... This is just the beginning!", + "Twisted by the Dark Side young Skywalker has become.", + "The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader.", + "The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.", + "If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.", + "Not if anything to say about it I have.", + "Great warrior, hmm? Wars not make one great.", + "Do or do not; there is no try.", + "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?", + "That is why you fail.", + "No! No different. Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.", + "Always in motion the future is.", + "Reckless he is. Matters are worse.", + "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not.", + "No. There is... another... Sky... walker..." + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beam b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beam new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a48a558 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beam @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["*a beams a $blank to $target"], + "blank_fail": ["What am I beaming?",], + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beat b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..59276c9 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/beat @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator beats $target $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'until moral improves.', + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/blame b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/blame new file mode 100644 index 0000000..72b4a83 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/blame @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["I blame $target $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'for that.', + "target_backup": 'random', + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for", "because"], + }, +"canada": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Blame Canada!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boat b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boat new file mode 100644 index 0000000..78181d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boat @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": [ + "$target should buy a $blank.", + ], + "target_backup": "instigator", + "blank_backup": "boat", + "target_bypass": ['self'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boot b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boot new file mode 100644 index 0000000..639ad34 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/boot @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator kicks $target with a big old boot $blank"], + "target_backup": 'random', + "blank_backup": 'for that.', + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for", "because"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/bronzestar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/bronzestar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9b521c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/bronzestar @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator gives $target a bronze star $blank"], + "response_fail": ["Who deserves a bronze star?"], + "blank_backup": 'for participation', + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "react_bot": ["*a blushes"], + "react_self": ["Awww. Why don't you pat yourself on the back while you're at it?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/cert b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/cert new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e28422c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/cert @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["*a presents $target with a certificate for $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'being lazy', + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for", "because"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/dankbonk b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/dankbonk new file mode 100644 index 0000000..45ea6e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/dankbonk @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator whacks $target with a 42 pound sack of primo cheeba $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["to"], + "react_bot": ["*a teaches $instigator a lesson by sitting on $instigator"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/drugs b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/drugs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..863bdc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/drugs @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$target should really consider selling everything and moving to $blank to sell drugs on a beach."], + "blank_backup": 'somewhere tropical', + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/eyeroll b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/eyeroll new file mode 100644 index 0000000..86c4dda --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/eyeroll @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator rolls their eyes at $target $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "response_fail": "*a rolls eyes at $instigator.", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/fish b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/fish new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ae5a28f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/fish @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['fish', 'slap'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator slaps $target with a $replyvariation $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "replyvariation": [ + "Pike", "Carp", "Marlin", "Trout", "Cod", "Anchovy", "Venezuelan Beaverfish", "Fish", "Ocean Sunfish", + "Blobfish", "Red-bellied Pacu", "Oyster Toadfish", "Slippery Dick", "Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa", "Giant Goliath Tiger Fish", + "Red-lipped Batfish", "Suckermouth Catfish", "Northern Red Snapper", "Tasseled Wobbegong", "Sarcastic Fringehead", + "Collared Carpetshark", "Naked-back Knifefish", + ], + }, +"bear": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator feeds $target a tasty $replyvariation $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "replyvariation": [ + "Pike", "Carp", "Marlin", "Trout", "Cod", "Anchovy", "Venezuelan Beaverfish", "Fish", "Ocean Sunfish", + "Blobfish", "Red-bellied Pacu", "Oyster Toadfish", "Slippery Dick", "Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa", "Giant Goliath Tiger Fish", + "Red-lipped Batfish", "Suckermouth Catfish", "Northern Red Snapper", "Tasseled Wobbegong", "Sarcastic Fringehead", + "Collared Carpetshark", "Naked-back Knifefish", + ], + }, +"everyone": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator slaps everyone $replyvariation $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "replyvariation": [ + "on the back","on the butt","on the face","on the stomach", + ], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/goldstar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/goldstar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..41f6a6c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/goldstar @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator gives $target a gold star $blank"], + "response_fail": ["Who deserves a gold star?"], + "blank_backup": 'for participation', + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "react_bot": ["*a blushes"], + "react_self": ["Awww. Why don't you pat yourself on the back while you're at it?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/guns b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/guns new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ca52d28 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/guns @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['guns', 'gun'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$blank don't kill people. $target kills people. With $blank"], + "blank_backup": 'guns', + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hagrid b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hagrid new file mode 100644 index 0000000..449c9cd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hagrid @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hagrid', 'wizard', 'harry'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": "You're a $blank, $target", + "blank_backup": "wizard", + "target_backup": "Harry", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hehe b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hehe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4b61a7d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/hehe @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['hehe', 'laugh', 'laughs'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["*a laughs at $target $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/justimagine b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/justimagine new file mode 100644 index 0000000..813a135 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/justimagine @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['imagine', 'justimagine'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["Just imagine if $target had $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_backup": 'all the time in the world', + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/nsjs b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/nsjs new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2657094 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/nsjs @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { +"type": "targetplusreason", +"responses": ["$target is not saying $blank, but $target IS just saying $blank. prolly"], +"blank_fail": ["",], +"target_backup": "instigator", +}, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/pats b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/pats new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f5a6bff --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/pats @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['pat', 'pats'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator pats $target on the back $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/penis b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/penis new file mode 100644 index 0000000..081742b --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/penis @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['penis', 'dickslap'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator slaps $target with a $replyvariation $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "replyvariation": [ + "Venezuelan Beaverpenis", "penis", "Ocean Sunpenis", "Blobpenis", "Oyster Toadpenis", + "Slippery Dick", "Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa", "Giant Goliath Tiger penis", "Red-lipped Batpenis", "Suckermouth Catpenis", + "Collared Carpetshark", "Naked-back Knifepenis", + ], + }, + + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/punch b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/punch new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c12968d --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/punch @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": [ + "$instigator punches $target $blank", + "*a punches $instigator in the face", + "*a punches $target in the face on behalf of $instigator (who is apparently too much of a bitch to do it themselves)." + ], + "blank_backup": ["until morale improves.", "in the head", "because they can"], + "blank_required": False, + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/scotty b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/scotty new file mode 100644 index 0000000..909fce4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/scotty @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["*a beams $target to $blank"], + "blank_fail": ["What coordinates am I setting for transport?",], + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, +"know": { + "type": "simple", + "responses": ["Scotty Doesn't Know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shame b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shame new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e1b523e --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shame @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator thinks $target has been a bad boy $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shitstar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shitstar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..94bd3a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/shitstar @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator gives $target a star made of shit $blank"], + "response_fail": ["Who deserves a star made of shit?"], + "blank_backup": 'for participation', + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "react_bot": ["*a blushes"], + "react_self": ["Awww. Why don't you shit yourself while you're at it?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/silverstar b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/silverstar new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2bd2019 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/silverstar @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator gives $target a silver star $blank"], + "response_fail": ["Who deserves a silver star?"], + "blank_backup": 'for participation', + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for"], + "react_bot": ["*a blushes"], + "react_self": ["Awww. Why don't you pat yourself on the back while you're at it?"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/spank b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/spank new file mode 100644 index 0000000..67515d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/spank @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ["spank", "paddle", "paddlin"], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator spanks $target with a $replyvariation $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + "replyvariation": ['paddle', 'belt'], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/teabag b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/teabag new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8058447 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/teabag @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['teabag', 'teabaggin', 'teabagging'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$instigator lowers their balls into $targets mouth $blank"], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["because", "for"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/thump b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/thump new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e26046f --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/thump @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['thump', 'thumps'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["*a thumps $target on behalf of $instigator $blank"], + "target_backup": 'random', + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": ["for", "because"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/vaccines b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/vaccines new file mode 100644 index 0000000..30247b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/vaccines @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["Vaccines cause $blank just look at $target."], + "blank_backup": 'cancer', + "target_backup": 'random', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wrongweek b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wrongweek new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b4b10e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wrongweek @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$target picked the wrong week to stop $blank?"], + "blank_backup": 'sniffing glue', + "target_backup": 'instigator', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wtf b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wtf new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0dd97a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/wtf @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['wtf', 'whatthefuck'], +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["What The $replyvariation $target $blank", "What The $replyvariation $target $blank", "What The $replyvariation $target $blank", "Well that's fantastic.", "What The $replyvariation $target $blank",], + "blank_required": False, + "blank_phrasehandle": [". Why are you "], + "replyvariation": ["flying fuck", "frickle frackal", "fuck", "fudgical"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/zoidberg b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/zoidberg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3d209cd --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/targetplusreason/zoidberg @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "responses": ["$targets $blank is bad, and you should feel bad!"], + "blank_backup": "music", + "target_backup": "Your", + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/120 b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/120 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..55eda3c --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/120 @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['onetozero', '120'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["onetozero"], + "blank_backup": 'Please Enter some input', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/binary b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/binary new file mode 100644 index 0000000..50d0abe --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/binary @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["binaryinvert"], + "blank_backup": 'Please Enter some input', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/ermahgerd b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/ermahgerd new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c437845 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/ermahgerd @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "prefixtext": "ERMAHGERD, ", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["ermahgerd"], + "response_fail": ["Whert der yer wernt ter trernslert?",], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/madness b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/madness new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e7b3b64 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/madness @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['madness', 'sparta'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "prefixtext": "Madness? ", + "responses": ["THIS-IS-$blank"], + "translations": ["upper", "hyphen"], + "blank_backup": 'SPARTA', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/mgb b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/mgb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f1d4869 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/mgb @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "prefixtext": "mumble-grumble-", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["hyphen"], + "blank_backup": 'bullshit', + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/password b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/password new file mode 100644 index 0000000..03e3468 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/password @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +{ + +"?default": { + "type": "targetplusreason", + "target_backup": "instigator", + "prefixtext": "$targets password is: ", + "translations": ["obscure"], + "responses": ["$blank"], + }, + +} diff --git a/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/piglatin b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/piglatin new file mode 100644 index 0000000..41a1892 --- /dev/null +++ b/sopel_modules/SpiceBot_Configs/SpiceBot_DictComs/translate/piglatin @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +{ +"validcoms": ['piglatin', 'pl'], +"?default": { + "type": "fillintheblank", + "responses": ["$blank"], + "translations": ["piglatin"], + "response_fail": ["Oink oink"], + }, + +}